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scottsdad Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 I can't believe it's been ten years since the Malaysian aeroplane went missing. It's flown by. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HI HAT Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottsdad Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 There is a woman selling batteries in the local play park. She sells C cells by the seasaw. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Play Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 4 minutes ago, scottsdad said: There is a woman selling batteries in the local play park. She sells C cells by the seasaw. I heard the local beat Bobby caught her and her friend who was selling fireworks. I was told the officer charged one and let the other off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Went to see Nigel Kennedy play Vivaldi at a local pizza restaurant, how could you top that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 10 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Went to see Nigel Kennedy play Vivaldi at a local pizza restaurant, how could you top that? There was a guy on (a repeated) Pointless yesterday; asked to fill in the missing word from a piece of classical music "THE F*** SEASONS" guessed "Five". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 (edited) One of Gary Delaney's... Juat found out the local sperm bank is accepting donations by post. I was so excited I came in a jiffy. Edited April 2 by Arch Stanton 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Play Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 (edited) I think my wife if overreacting but since I’ve retired she’s been noticing more of my dirty habits. When she said she was going to leave me I just about choked on my toenails. ETA taken from loganlisle on Insta. Well worth following as the guy is funny - unlike me. Edited April 2 by Shadow Play 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Play Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Now my wife says she wants me to leave because she’s fed up of all my South American animal puns. I said “OK, Alpaca my bags.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Claudia Gentile Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 signal-2024-04-08-18-48-33-041.mp4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 23 minutes ago, Claudia Gentile said: signal-2024-04-08-18-48-33-041.mp4 948.41 kB · 0 downloads Watch out chief, you’ll have @Ric along shortly with his fun police to issue you a stern warning and a fixed penalty notice if you’re not a wee tet more careful. Spoiler Off The Ball thread if you need the context… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 My dog ate all the scrabble tiles so I took him to the vet.... No word yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: My dog ate all the scrabble tiles so I took him to the vet.... No word yet. His next poo could spell disaster. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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