superwell87 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 So much for women refs. At the Burnley game, she booked a defender for a foul he committed three years ago in the Bundesliga that he'd completely forgotten about. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Leather is rated based on its texture. Cows with abundant water sources typically have softer hides, rated "A" but hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are typically D-hide rated. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 668. The neighbour of the beast. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. to resistance. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 There are no such thing as vampires. Unless you Count Dracula. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bold Rover Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 7 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Funny because it's close to the truth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Reminds me of the only time Tam Cowan made me laugh. He claimed he was on a train and bought a Kit-Kat and a coffee off the trolley. He apologised to the sales lassie because he only had a twenty-pound note. She told him not to worry, just put the Kit-Kat back. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 (edited) 3 minutes ago, GordonD said: Reminds me of the only time Tam Cowan made me laugh. He claimed he was on a train and bought a Kit-Kat and a coffee off the trolley. He apologised to the sales lassie because he only had a twenty-pound note. She told him not to worry, just put the Kit-Kat back. Was he the bloke who told a female footballer (cue meltdown by Barton) that it was about time a woman was put in the football hall of fame, because that carpet wasn't going to hoover itself? Edited January 10 by Salt n Vinegar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Had to cancel my date last night, we were going to see a comedian, but her father told me "No funny business". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 The good news is that Paula Vennells is handing back her CBE The bad news is it's in the post. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnderooMFC Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 On 07/01/2024 at 18:16, scottsdad said: There are no such thing as vampires. Unless you Count Dracula. "They had one on Sesame Street too." "He doesn't count." "Oh I can assure you, he does!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnderooMFC Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Do you know how heavy a rainbow is? I think they're pretty light 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 On 03/01/2024 at 19:21, scottsdad said: 668. The neighbour of the beast. Not on my street. Thats across the road from the Beast. 667 and 665 would be the neighbours of the Beast round my street. Much to the disgust of when the Beast gets pizzas delivered or parcels from Yodel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HI HAT Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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southernrover Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Two cowboys are out riding the trail when in the distance they see a Native American lying on the ground. One cowboy says to the other 'What they do here is incredible - they listen to the earth and use it to sense danger coming'. So they ride up and ask the man how it's going. 'Buffalo come' he replies. 'Wow, that's amazing, how can you tell?', asks one of the cowboys. 'Ear sticky' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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