Shadow Play Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 If you’re American when you go in the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom? European 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 4 hours ago, superwell87 said: If you’re American when you go in the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom? European Reminds me of the old Hector Nichol joke. What nationally is the man going into a brothel - he's a Kenyan What nationally is thd man coming out of the brothel - he's Finnish. And the man in the Brothel? Himalayan! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnderooMFC Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 22 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: In Britain they call it a lift. In America an elevator. Some people are just raised differently. This jokes works on so many levels... 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DannyBlue Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought “That’s just spam.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 56 minutes ago, DannyBlue said: I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought “That’s just spam.” Now tell us the one about Amazon chucking a parcel onto the roof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottsdad Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Got a part time job making plastic Dracula toys. It's tough as there are only two of us. I have to make every second count. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 Since we can't use plastic straws anymore, I've just been choking turtles with my bare hands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ooooft. Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 On 01/10/2023 at 18:06, jagfox said: This had me laughing like f**k 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 "And look son, if you piss as hard as you can into the bowl, it makes your cock sound bigger." "That's great dad, but you've ruined my cornflakes." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustOneCornetto Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 England getting ready for the Rugby World Cup Final 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 14 hours ago, greendot said: Reminds me of this one 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 This is the worst night of the year for dyslexic men, not only do their cocks go black but they lose an hours sleep as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 37 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: This is the worst night of the year for dyslexic men, not only do their cocks go black but they lose an hours sleep as well. Pedant alert. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 29, 2023 Share Posted October 29, 2023 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post superwell87 Posted October 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 30, 2023 Had the worst day ever. I paid a joiner to build me a double bed and he's done a bunk. It's just one thing on top of the other 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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