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Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet. The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross."
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our fucking car."

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On 06/11/2023 at 07:47, Hedgecutter said:

FWIW, whilst bagbacking in Sainsbury's I got a woman who came through with nothing but a cucumber and a packet of condoms.  Think she packed them herself.  

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It doesn't really work in print but if one anunciates out loud in a Morningside/Kelvinside type accent, hopefully you'll get the gist...

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

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1 hour ago, alta-pete said:

It doesn't really work in print but if one anunciates out loud in a Morningside/Kelvinside type accent, hopefully you'll get the gist...

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

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One cannot wash one's hands in a buffalo, but one can in a...

 

Along the same accents issues, here's a pre-council tax one...

"What are the rates like where you live?"

"Oh, no, we don't have rates. We have mace." 

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