scottsdad Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Fittingly, most of the Friends jokes I've seen on the internet are repeats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 37 minutes ago, jagfox said: 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 13 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: There's a "wid ah come and pump?" joke here, but I'm too lazy to work it out properly. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 4, 2023 Share Posted November 4, 2023 Was at the zoo the other day, I saw a cage filled with loaves, baguettes, etc. It was bread in captivity. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 4, 2023 Share Posted November 4, 2023 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Loonytoons Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 1 hour ago, philpy said: First thought was Art Garfunkel has let himself go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DannyBlue Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 (edited) Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet. The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross." So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our fucking car." Edited November 6, 2023 by DannyBlue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 On 04/11/2023 at 18:11, jagfox said: FWIW, whilst bagbacking in Sainsbury's I got a woman who came through with nothing but a cucumber and a packet of condoms. Think she packed them herself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 On 06/11/2023 at 07:47, Hedgecutter said: FWIW, whilst bagbacking in Sainsbury's I got a woman who came through with nothing but a cucumber and a packet of condoms. Think she packed them herself. Legend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 My friend Iain has one eye bigger than the other 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 A classic from Viz 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HI HAT Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 I don't mind colouring books. But dot-to-dot books? That's where I draw the line. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 Recently I'm doing really well financially. Yesterday, for example, I sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 34th time. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school? Spoiler Bison!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 It doesn't really work in print but if one anunciates out loud in a Morningside/Kelvinside type accent, hopefully you'll get the gist... What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? Spoiler One cannot wash one's hands in a buffalo, but one can in a... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 1 hour ago, alta-pete said: It doesn't really work in print but if one anunciates out loud in a Morningside/Kelvinside type accent, hopefully you'll get the gist... What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? Hide contents One cannot wash one's hands in a buffalo, but one can in a... Along the same accents issues, here's a pre-council tax one... "What are the rates like where you live?" "Oh, no, we don't have rates. We have mace." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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