Bold Rover Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: I heard jagfox took his wife on an Arctic holiday. Alaska? Don't you believe me? Mrs jagfox had to ask her father's permission before going to Toronto... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 6 hours ago, welshbairn said: I heard jagfox took his wife on an Arctic holiday. Alaska? Don't you believe me? How Juneau? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 If R2 is short for R2-D2, Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ani is short for Anakin, what is Luke short for? Spoiler A stormtrooper 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 My granddad insisted on having his lathe buried with him. He's probably turning in his grave as we speak.. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About £30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays £100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank" she mumbles with her mouth full. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About £30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays £100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again."Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Spmm bnnn" she mumbles with her mouth full. FTFY 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hedgecutter Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 On 01/09/2017 at 05:39, Brother Blades said: The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but strangely,Abu Dhabi do. I'm stealing this for a nephew's shitey homemade t-shirt (he asks for them). Thank you. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jagfox Posted December 9, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted December 9, 2023 On the theme of T-Shirts and shitey jokes... 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 On 09/12/2023 at 20:13, jagfox said: On the theme of T-Shirts and shitey jokes... In which case, set the controls for the heart of the sun 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Diamond said: In which case, set the controls for the heart of the sun It won't be Arnold Layne anyway... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnderooMFC Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 On 09/12/2023 at 20:13, jagfox said: On the theme of T-Shirts and shitey jokes... With no sun, it can reach as low as -232 degrees C on the dark side of the moon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Salt n Vinegar Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 12 hours ago, jagfox said: Every cloud... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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