The_Kincardine Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 David Villa lives in a flat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Fanny Craddock had a cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 19, 2016 Author Share Posted January 19, 2016 Dick Emery - never got a penis rash. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 German footballer Stefan Kuntz is actually a nice guy. Actually changed his first name from Stufin. True. Footballer? Tom Brighton. Not actually from Brighton but if he played for your team chances are you wished he would f**k-off there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Dumfries House - Not even in the same Region as Dumfries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Hassan Whiteside isn't half-albino. Neither is Norman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Elgin Marbles- never been near the place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 George Washington David Livingston(e) Nick Berry George Duffus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawner upper Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Alistair Darling ... Is he? Not in my eyes he isnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Gary Wood? I wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Kiefer Sutherland - never been within 24 miles of the place. Matt Monro - never climbed a Scottish hill in his life. Martyn Lewis - doesn't even know the island exists. Richard Harris - no man is an island. Elvis Arran Presley - never got closer than Prestwick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Don Henley has never been to a regatta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Maurice Malpas usually kicked the ball to a team mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Osman Sow prefers the harvest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 19, 2016 Author Share Posted January 19, 2016 John Parrot - isn't a pretty boy Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 John Parrot - isn't a pretty boy Grimbo Steve Dave is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Neil Fox isn't a fox although an argument can be made that Megan Fox is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Unfortunately Monserrat Caballe is as big as the eponymous island in the Caribbean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Osman Sow prefers the harvest. I'd have gone for the 'isn't a female pig' option....but clearly should appear on the St J transfer thread either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Kenny Rogers and Klaus Fuchs are both impotent. Winston Churchill's numbers did not get picked in the 2240lb lottery nor was he from an area near Morningside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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