sugna Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 I refuse to piss in urinals. Troughs all the way. There's a problem with troughs that I would never have reckoned upon had I not seen it happening. I was in the Queen's Arms (yeah, yeah, fill yer boots), sluicing away the last couple of pints in the trough on the long wall of the gents'. Cheery bloke started chatting away, I did my best to be polite and chat back, when I realised that he was hosing into the leg of the trough on the adjacent short wall. The leg that doesn't exist. He was very reasonable about it, if slightly embarrassed, when I told him he was pissing all over the wall and floor. So the problem with troughs is exactly this: by inviting drunkards to hose into a length of wall or walls, rather than requiring them to nominate a specific pissoir, you run the risk of undisciplined hosing. No one wants to see that. It was a bit of an eggy dip-dip transgression from the lad, at least a 5-pointer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 There's a problem with troughs that I would never have reckoned upon had I not seen it happening. I was in the Queen's Arms (yeah, yeah, fill yer boots), sluicing away the last couple of pints in the trough on the long wall of the gents'. Cheery bloke started chatting away, I did my best to be polite and chat back, when I realised that he was hosing into the leg of the trough on the adjacent short wall. The leg that doesn't exist. He was very reasonable about it, if slightly embarrassed, when I told him he was pissing all over the wall and floor.So the problem with troughs is exactly this: by inviting drunkards to hose into a length of wall or walls, rather than requiring them to nominate a specific pissoir, you run the risk of undisciplined hosing. No one wants to see that.It was a bit of an eggy dip-dip transgression from the lad, at least a 5-pointer. I bet the c unt had his shirt buttoned up all the way too. Probably whistling the "It's a Knock Out" theme as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 I bet the c unt had his shirt buttoned up all the way too. Probably whistling the "It's a Knock Out" theme as well. He mentioned something about being Ozymandias, King of Kings, right enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 You get a far deeper clean with manuals anyway. In what fucking universe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 I think I'll have to revise my tally upwards from 49, after discovering the joys of an electric blanket. Having a weekend away and had a massage yesterday (sadly, the facial at the end wasn't of the variety I hoped it would be but still very pleasant). The massage bed thingy had an electric blanket and I had it cranked right up. I'm off to order a container load of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Check with Mozza's Emporium first, they might still have a few laying around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 In what fucking universe? The non-beastly one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Surprised there wasn't a debate about brown or tomato (Tommy) sauce on your slice/square/Lorne. Also HP, heinz or (IMO the beast preference) daddies sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 The non-beastly one. Absolute shite. Much like a manual brusher's teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 As far as I can recall only 4 posters have actually admitted to either having sex with or being attracted to children. Turboshandy - sexual predator Weeperdee - sex with children 14mile - attracted to children/photographs children L4L - attracted to children Have I missed anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 As far as I can recall only 4 posters have actually admitted to either having sex with or being attracted to children. Turboshandy - sexual predator Weeperdee - sex with children 14mile - attracted to children/photographs children L4L - attracted to children Have I missed anyone? Who was it that put up a picture or a remark about some singer or actress that looked about 11? Was it Magee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Who was it that put up a picture or a remark about some singer or actress that looked about 11? Was it Magee? Was the person in question called Dora? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Lies. Made up by MattyDFC, who incidentally you have missed from your list... Think his banning was something to do with comments about children being sexy & making fun of Harvey Price. You posted a photo you'd taken of a group of kids in Burger King ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Was the person in question called Dora?I'll explore that possibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Is there a link to this turboshandy story? There was a poster in the age differences in relationships who admitted to having a v young girlfriend when he was 27 ish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 You saved it to your hard drive though. Getting me and Old Man Danger mixed up I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 You keep your toothbrush in the kitchen? WtfYeah, if the bathrooms occupied I can still brush my teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 That was Turboshandy. Haha I didn't think that was who it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 You posted a photo you'd taken of a group of kids in Burger King ffs. What's this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Welcome to the dark side. Sorry for ever questioning you on this subject. Nothing remotely beastly about simultaneously getting your arse massaged by a nice blonde lady called Anya while a leccy blanket toasts your chestnuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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