milton75 Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 ^^^P2PBUSHMAN I don't know what that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 People that put a sock on and then their shoe, then the other sock and the other shoe. Unless you are a beast, it's sock, sock, shoe, shoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 People that put a sock on and then their shoe, then the other sock and the other shoe. Unless you are a beast, it's sock, sock, shoe, shoe. And right foot, left foot. Never left foot, right foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 People that put a sock on and then their shoe, then the other sock and the other shoe. Unless you are a beast, it's sock, sock, shoe, shoe. ...with the exception of one-legged people i'd agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Folk reading whilst out walking, with book held with a single outstretched arm. People that put a sock on and then their shoe, then the other sock and the other shoe. Unless you are a beast, it's sock, sock, shoe, shoe. Are both of these actually things people do? Who the f**k reads a book while out walking? Is there no depths to which humans wonn't stoop? When will I stop asking questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Are both of these actually things people do? Who the f**k reads a book while out walking? Is there no depths to which humans wonn't stoop? When will I stop asking questions? I haven't seen anybody do the sock - shoe - sock - shoe thing, but that's probably because I don't watch people dress themselves. I have, however, seen people read a book whilst walking about. You have to watch out for those people, they seem incredibly dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 19, 2016 Author Share Posted February 19, 2016 I haven't seen anybody do the sock - shoe - sock - shoe thing, but that's probably because I don't watch people dress themselves. I have, however, seen people read a book whilst walking about. You have to watch out for those people, they seem incredibly dangerous. I've never seen the sock shoe thing either but definite beasty behaviour if that is going on. It would also mean you've put your trousers on before your socks which is the mark of a beast. I've seen the book reading. It's ridiculous. A teacher at my primary school who lived in the same street as me used to read as he walked home and I always kept a beady eye on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 ...with the exception of one-legged people i'd agree.^^^If you lost a foot, for this pish. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 I haven't seen anybody do the sock - shoe - sock - shoe thing, but that's probably because I don't watch people dress themselves.The sock shoe thing is only acceptable if getting changed at the swimming pool, and even then only acceptable within the confines of a single person changing cubicle - so I guess noone will ever know and it can be your own grubby little secret. It goes without saying obv that getting changed in the communal changing rooms instantly brands you as a beast for life, and if I was in charge would mean compulsory castration and having to wear a bell around your neck if out in public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 My trousers are generally too skinny of leg to even contemplate putting socks on last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 People that put a sock on and then their shoe, then the other sock and the other shoe. Unless you are a beast, it's sock, sock, shoe, shoe. I prefer shoe shoe sock sock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 I prefer shoe shoe sock sock. It's what you put in your sock thats worrying m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 It's what you put in your sock thats worrying m8 That is surely a beastism that has been completely over looked in this thread PHEW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I prefer shoe shoe sock sock. My gran used to do that to stop her slipping in the snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 It goes without saying obv that getting changed in the communal changing rooms instantly brands you as a beast for life, and if I was in charge would mean compulsory castration and having to wear a bell around your neck if out in public What if you're so unattractive when naked that you change in the communal area as a sort of passive-aggressive punishment for the rest of humanity and, indeed, the very God that created you? Asking for a mate, likes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 What if you're so unattractive when naked that you change in the communal area as a sort of passive-aggressive punishment for the rest of humanity and, indeed, the very God that created you? Asking for a mate, likes. Still makes you a BEAST I'm afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Ruggy, is "using a mobile phone whilst taking a pish at a urinal" worthy of addition? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I'm mentally scarred by something that happened to me at a urinal in a rough pub in a rough part of Darkest Fife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I'm mentally scarred by something that happened to me at a urinal in a rough pub in a rough part of Darkest Fife. Just for clarification, Shandy, you hadn't gone to play pool with someone you'd just met at a bus stop, had you? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Still makes you a BEAST I'm afraid. I can't see how if he's asking for a mate, that makes him a beast? I know a lad who votes Tory doesn't make me one. You are using the guilt by association rule & whilst hanging out with a beast is well dodgy sureky it doesn't make you one? Just for the record, I don't know of any beasts nor change in communal areas. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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