YassinMoutaouakil Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 The Stirling Young Skinny Team love their Hamburg's. Trainers to act and look like a wee p***k in. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1447511505.339634.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 You're absolutely desperate to find out eh? Yeh, desperate. You can tell that by my multiple multiple posts on the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Wasn't kilt a tad beastly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 The number of folk worrying about getting shite on their clothes while wiping their arse is fucking disturbing. That being said, I think you can only blame the parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 I think I might have been converted here. Had a Tom Tit earlier on and decided to try my hand, so to speak, at wiping my back fanny whilst sitting down. I found there were 3 positives points about this and 1 negative point. The 3 plus's were, less bog roll used, far easier to use 1 of they moist wipey things after the bog roll and I found it to be an altogether more pleasant experience. The minus was the anxiety caused by not knowing if any part of my hand/arm/clothes would come into contact with said shyte. No doubt the anxiety will fade with more experience in this position. I should now maybe revise my beastiness score as I failed to include bullet points in the plus list above and since I'm being honest here, at the time of having the Tom Tit I was wearing a short sleeved shirt with accompanying biro pen in the top pocket. ETA: Another plus point is that this could maybe help with the pins and needles effect. Having to stand up, move your feet and wipe your arse whilst suffering pins and needles in the feet is f*cking horrendous. Some minutes in life are lost while in a recovery position (holding onto the sink). The fluidity of the sitting down wiping motion and then moving straight to sink to wash hands then to towel rail may well be of beneficial help to the pins and needles effect. It's almost as if it's completely fucking obvious that you should sit down to wipe your arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 ^^^ often seen outside primary schools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Am I going mad, or is malleable a synonym of pliable? And why would anyone be sitting on the shiter testing the consistency of their turds anyhoo? ...actually, never mind. I can live without this knowledge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Sometimes I do hard shites. Sometimes I do jaggy shites. Sometimes I do soft shites. Sometimes I pish brown water out my arsehole. It makes no difference at all as to how I wipe my arse, which is every single time done sitting down, in the manner of someone who doesn't have a penchant for beasting under 10s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Eating cereal for any meal other than breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 I never thought I'd be saying this, but here's an instructional video on how to wipe your arse: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 A sex offenders list is something we need on pieandbovril. If we can have a section for non child related offences, Clyde Till We Die going to a Saints game and sitting being SaintSam while sniffing her hair is the creepiest thing I've ever heard and deserves a place on the list. Her age at the time may have actually made it noncey anyway. WHAT You'll need to elaborate on this or provide a link to the original post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 There are others as well HJ. The creepy raith fan steven being one. Very rapey indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Someone was brushing their teeth in the gym while pissing in the urinal. And he was naked... How high is that on the beastism scale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 I can't find anything about the sitting behind her at the football incident, but here's a quote about the obsession as well as one about Steven. Both on the pandb register without doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Wearing sunglasses indoors. Wearing sunglasses outside when it's not sunny. Insisting on being referred to by some nonsensical four-letter nickname rather than your real name. Avoiding tax. Having a friend called "The Edge". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Sometimes I do hard shites. Sometimes I do jaggy shites. Sometimes I do soft shites. Sometimes I pish brown water out my arsehole. It makes no difference at all as to how I wipe my arse, which is every single time done sitting down, in the manner of someone who doesn't have a penchant for beasting under 10s So over 10s are ok? BEAST found ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Someone was brushing their teeth in the gym while pissing in the urinal. And he was naked... How high is that on the beastism scale? Mad as a lorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Never mind the sitting or standing argument (because sitting is obviously the correct way), are you a folder or a scruncher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Back in the day I regularly spoke to saintsam via MSN. She gave me the password to her account to pose as her while she chatted to 'Hamilton boy', an account set up by CTWD. I engaged in all sorts of sexual flirting until he sent pics of 'his' cock which were obviously googled efforts.. I must say, for fear of death, that CTWD was always a nice chap in person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Drinking Tennents lager by choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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