milton75 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Trying too hard ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Back in the day I regularly spoke to saintsam via MSN. She gave me the password to her account to pose as her while she chatted to 'Hamilton boy', an account set up by CTWD. I engaged in all sorts of sexual flirting until he sent pics of 'his' cock which were obviously googled efforts.. I must say, for fear of death, that CTWD was always a nice chap in person Posing as a teenage girl in order to encourage men to send pictures of their cock has to be on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I was brushing my toddler's teeth last night before his bath and unusually he sat on the toilet while I was doing it. Before I knew what was happening, he'd squeezed out a shite mid-brush. Rest assured he spent the night in the shed for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I was brushing my toddler's teeth last night before his bath and unusually he sat on the toilet while I was doing it. Before I knew what was happening, he'd squeezed out a shite mid-brush. Rest assured he spent the night in the shed for this. How are you taking the devastating news that he's going to be a Killie fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Sometimes I do hard shites. Sometimes I do jaggy shites. Sometimes I do soft shites. Sometimes I pish brown water out my arsehole. It makes no difference at all as to how I wipe my arse, which is every single time done sitting down, in the manner of someone who doesn't have a penchant for beasting under 10sSo you're saying over 10s are ok? Edit: I see this has been pointed out already. Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Wearing sunglasses indoors. Wearing sunglasses outside when it's not sunny. Insisting on being referred to by some nonsensical four-letter nickname rather than your real name. Avoiding tax. Having a friend called "The Edge". Also committing cyber crime on a vast scale so everyone who owns an i phone has your shitty new album on their i tunes is beast like behaviour. Here I am, the day before an exam when i should be studying watching a video posted by a man calling himself bigfattabbydave about how to wipe your arse properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I was wearing sunglasses indoors pub, restaurant, hotel, (and on a plane) the other day. In my defence I was quite drunk and kept nodding off and the glasses were a bit of a disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 No excuse, sorry. BEAST found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Here I am, the day before an exam when i should be studying watching a video posted by a man calling himself bigfattabbydave about how to wipe your arse properly. I didn't even watch it myself TBH Any useful tips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I didn't even watch it myself TBH Any useful tips? Nothing that you shouldn't already know, but quite disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Never mind the sitting or standing argument (because sitting is obviously the correct way), are you a folder or a scruncher? Folder. Scrunchers should be on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I've said this before, but scrunching is the preserve of lassies who don't want to risk their hands to come into contact with their girl parts, because EWW! I'm sure at least one of our brethren has tricked out the ladies' lavvies at work with wifi cameras, and can confirm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 That video recommends folding over 3 squares and using the ring, pointer and middle finger with the middle finger going slightly inside your exit hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 No excuse, sorry. BEAST found. Found? I was already off the top of the top of the P&B BEAST scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 That video recommends folding over 3 squares and using the ring, pointer and middle finger with the middle finger going slightly inside your exit hole. My God, it's like I made it myself. I presume by 'slightly inside', he's not meaning 'up to the second knuckle and wiggle it about'? That's reserved for holidays and religious festivals in our house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 My God, it's like I made it myself. I presume by 'slightly inside', he's not meaning 'up to the second knuckle and wiggle it about'? That's reserved for holidays and religious festivals in our house. I think it was just a general rub whilst slightly inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Trying too hard ^^ ^^^P2PBUSHMAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Guilty of only 1 beastism (I watch wrestling), perhaps 2 (sometimes call it a chipper), and it would've been 3 had P & B not taught me the delights of wiping whilst sitting down. A game-changer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 On what side of the savile devide does watching re-runs of Gavin & Stacey land? I still smirk at the characters surnames. Is smirking ok? Grimbo Eta signing off posts is exempt Also fake eta's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Folk reading whilst out walking, with book held with a single outstretched arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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