markeeey Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 What's the oddest item you've ever had to lend someone? On Monday I had a couple of electricians at my place fixing some new wall heaters. They were two young guys and both left their trainers in the hall and were working in their socks but one of them kicked over a mug of tea whilst he was working, spilling it all over his feet. Fortunately it wasn't hot enough to hurt him but I had to lend him a sock. He wouldn't take the pair, just the one and incredibly ... he came back today to return it. Yes, to return ONE sock!!! Ever had any strange lending experiences? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 He's masturbated into that sock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I lent someone my spunk, returned 9months later with a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I lent someone my spunk, returned 9months later with a kid. Genuinely horrific patter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 A pair of gloves to Abdul hamza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltcoatsSaint Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Many many years ago I lived next door to Teddy Sheringham (before he was proper famous -was young and played wae Millwall at the time) lent him a pint of milk. - and he never returned it. I hate him !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Many many years ago I lived next door to Teddy Sheringham (before he was proper famous -was young and played wae Millwall at the time) lent him a pint of milk. - and he never returned it. !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltcoatsSaint Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 na he wiz younger than that !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Actually, Shiela next door still has my Prince Albert come to think of it. Well, she'd better let him out before he suffocates, then! ... Bollocks. That one didn't work out so well, Moz. No offence, but I think your delivery's a bit off at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Theodore is a handsome man, an upstanding citizen and a bloody good striker to boot. The milk you supplied obviously never quenched his thirst and he done exceptionally well not to clench his fist and moola you the Millwall way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 I lent somebody a condom to try and fix a stihl saw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 I lent somebody a condom to try and fix a stihl saw. ...well? Did it work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Yes - I'm not sure about the particular mechanism in question but a man did come knocking on my door asking for a condom to fix a stihl saw. I knew the guy in question but t was quite strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Throbs, it is only a loan if there is an intention to give it back. So, what state was it in and did you still trust it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 I presume the bloke will be buying Throbber a replacement at some point, making it a loan. Small claims court if no replacement is forthcoming, naturally. Would take a brave man to use a random rubber bought by someone with unknown motives, however. Are you my wife? (I'll see you at Links Park later) Sadly not, despite my best efforts, but a gal can dream. I'll pass on the message anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Money under five pounds in value is like semen. Once you give it to someone, you don't really want it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 ^^^ disnae like snowballs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Throbs, it is only a loan if there is an intention to give it back. So, what state was it in and did you still trust it? I didn't get it back, the trust would have been based upon whether the chain oil was internal or external. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 I didn't get it back Did he leave you something on deposit though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Throbber seems like the type who'd do anything for a Mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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