ICTChris Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/penis-implant-man-mohammed-abad-finally-loses-virginity_uk_56efc1f2e4b030d552ef7d02?edition=uk&ncid=fcbklnkukhpmg00000001 A heart warming tale, the UKs first recipient of a bionic penis has had sex with a woman - a sex worker who gave him a freebie. It's genuinely a great story, must be awful to have an accident like that and it's amazing that medical science can help to the extent is has done. Do any P&Bers have a bionic penis? Have any P&Bers ever made up a story about having one to get a free shag from a sex worker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 My right arm looked bionic when in my early teens, thanks to my unbionic penis Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 And Abad faced a further wait ahead of his night of passion with Rose after his new 8in penis, which inflates with two tubes via a button on his testicle, malfunctioned. They could at least have given the boy something worth using. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Bloody immigrants coming here, getting bionic a penis..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Go-go gadget penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 They could at least have given the boy something worth using. I was going to say that if they're handing out 8inchers then i'm going to try and get mine ripped off in a freak accident on the way home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Go-go gadget penis. I've no greenies left, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I await the leaked sex tape, robocok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinclair Street Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Great news for VikingTON. That's moved him up a place in the 'Scotlands oldest virgins' list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/penis-implant-man-mohammed-abad-finally-loses-virginity_uk_56efc1f2e4b030d552ef7d02?edition=uk&ncid=fcbklnkukhpmg00000001 A heart warming tale, the UKs first recipient of a bionic penis has had sex with a woman - a sex worker who gave him a freebie. It's genuinely a great story, must be awful to have an accident like that and it's amazing that medical science can help to the extent is has done. Do any P&Bers have a bionic penis? Have any P&Bers ever made up a story about having one to get a free shag from a sex worker? a picture of the happy couple before the event... By the way I don't know about a 6 and a half million dollar penis but Rangers once signed a 10 million pound horse's arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Rogic Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Great news for VikingTON. That's moved him up a place in the 'Scotlands oldest virgins' list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 He doesn't have much luck with cars. That sex worker went above and beyond the call of duty spending 'a few days' with the guy before popping his cherry. Did he get to kiss her on the lips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/penis-implant-man-mohammed-abad-finally-loses-virginity_uk_56efc1f2e4b030d552ef7d02?edition=uk&ncid=fcbklnkukhpmg00000001 A heart warming tale, the UKs first recipient of a bionic penis has had sex with a woman - a sex worker who gave him a freebie. It's genuinely a great story, must be awful to have an accident like that and it's amazing that medical science can help to the extent is has done. Do any P&Bers have a bionic penis? Have any P&Bers ever made up a story about having one to get a free shag from a sex worker? No. I may lie about it if the situation ever arises and I want free sex with a gullible sex worker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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