Ya Bezzer! Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Catch fish the easy way by simply emptying a barrel of diesel into your local pond. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 AVOID standing on high streets advertising "Golf Sale" for eight hours a day by inventing a time machine, going back five years and not being a wee dick at school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Save money on expensive jacuzzis by eating two tins of beans then having a bath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Dog owners: reduce the chance of your beloved pooch receiving a kick in the nuts/pie by understanding that not everyone shares your love for the shit-production unit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted May 30, 2016 Author Share Posted May 30, 2016 Save on expensive commuting and housing costs by giving up your house and sleeping under your work desk at night. If you have a coffee machine on free vend even better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Despite its name the periodic table is with us all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 And you can't eat your dinner off it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted June 4, 2016 Author Share Posted June 4, 2016 Stalkers; allow your victim to know you are nearby by friending them on Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 And you can't eat your dinner off it. .. but you can eat your dinner off an occasional table when it is not busy being something else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Make the FA Cup final feel like a proper mid afternoon affair by staying in bed until mid-day after a late one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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