19QOS19 Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Stick a finger up er arse! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 17, 2016 Author Share Posted May 17, 2016 Consider this: Yir warm noo, but how's it gaun'ae be in a wee stoany jail cell, with nothing to heat ye up, but a hot boabie - RIGHT up yir arse! The best bit of that scene is Jack's face, when he changes his mind and goes back with Victor. Winston: Ah well, away yous two back tae yer ice boxes wae yer principles intact. Jack: And wur arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 "That's a nice lookin' lassie. The mousy type ... Quiet ... Probably roars like a bear when she cums." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 When they're playing Poker in Victors flat. Knock at the door. Jack - It's Isa! Everyone - awww Jack - wi sandwiches Everyone - yeah 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrunitedfw Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 "Yer too late. Nae points p***k!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Wullie: "Any condoms, Navid?"*Jack, Victor and Navid laugh.*Wullie: "Wit yis laughing at!?" Navid: "Oh, nothing, nothing. Sorry, Wullie. Ask again, I won't laugh."Wullie: "Condoms. I'm needing condoms."Navid: "Ribbed or... flavoured?"Wullie: "Flavoured."*Jack, Victor and Navid resume laughing.*Wullie: "Oh, get it up yis! I'm going to Boots!" That's from Kill Wullie, the first episode of Series 4. Between that, Jack's "when life gives you melons, make melonade!", Jack and Victor's demolition of Fergie and his friend's fake tombola, and their subsequent 'youth talk' to Fergie, that must be one of Still Game's most quotable episodes - if not the most quotable episode made. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarkko Wiss Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 HURDY GURDY GURDY............... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 "Yer mission, should yez choose tae accept it ... Sniff. My. Manky. Ring." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Are Pars Fans! Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 "Pint o Guinness" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 18, 2016 Author Share Posted May 18, 2016 "It's a regular Gleneagles garden party." "Whit's aht mate?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 "A pickled boaby" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Not a quote, but the moment that we first meet the Ken Dodd-lookalike widow and she pulls a Dodd-like, wild-eyed stare at Jack and Victor. And later: Jack: Aye, well ye'll have a job finding him, he's in a million pieces! If you want tae come down here and rummage through the bits lookin' fur his keys... (Although in front of the recently bereaved widow of the guy who ejected himself from his flat window. And let's not forget Winston saying he'd do the same if he didn't live one floor up.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Tralalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala ya couple of auld poofters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sugden Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 "We even kicked a giraffe to death once." Just guffawed on the train reading that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Just guffawed on the train reading that. One of my favourite lines. So ridiculously funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeefc1783 Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 (edited) Buntin is a great episode with some great lines including "The names b*****d, alky b*****d" Also in the oot episode jack dancing pretending to be Fred Astaire cracks me up "Hud on the noo the buildings on fire" Edited May 20, 2016 by dundeefc1783 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Where's ma buntin!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Richard ... A cuppa tea ... And ma wee doo-da... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilky1878 Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 "aw shite, naewhere tae hide." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 20, 2016 Author Share Posted May 20, 2016 "Yes, yes, yes, yes, and mind yer ane business ya nosey auld cow." It's Tam's face that makes that quote 100X funnier IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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