The_Kincardine Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Not likely any more. Beans of any variety and poached or boiled eggs. And advocado Most other things i like. Beans on toast with avocado? No brown sauce? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Must be Heinz beans (the normal ones, not the reduced sugar rubbish!) with 2 slices of medium white bread toasted with butter. I add a wee dash of vinegar to the beans whilst they are on the hob, or alternatively Woucester sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Putting cheddar on beans is akin to putting cheddar on a burger; it is the proviso of low class losers, who require reeducation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Must be Heinz beans (the normal ones, not the reduced sugar rubbish!) with 2 slices of medium white bread toasted with butter. I add a wee dash of vinegar to the beans whilst they are on the hob, or alternatively Woucester sauce. You were doing so well. Vinegar Vinegar Vinegar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 You were doing so well. Vinegar Vinegar Vinegar To be fair, I poured scorn on the suggestion when my brother in law told me but it actually works, just a drop is needed it heightens the flavour of the sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 White toast, butter, thin spread of marmite then add beans. Morrisons own brand are very good - if anything as good, if not better than Heinz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 To be fair, I poured scorn on the suggestion To be really fair you poured vinegar on your beans. Cue Kenneth Williams gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 To be fair, I poured scorn on the suggestion when my brother in law told me but it actually works, just a drop is needed it heightens the flavour of the sauce. Don't tell Kinky that Heinz Baked Beans actually contains vinegar in the ingredients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Your mothers talking out of her arse. Two slices of toasted white loaf, thinly buttered. Beans. Acceptable toppings are cheese, chilli flakes or some kind of hot sauce. Skidmarks knows the score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonedsailor Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 According to a recent post, 3 slices of toast is the ultimate requirements for beans on toast (if it's full can consumption. But ladies & gents, what say you? I go 2 white sliced bread toasted, must be a toasty loaf. I then spread with a dairy-free spread & pour the boiling beans (must be pan boiled not microwaved). Then a squirty squirl of HP broon sauce. Always leave a wee bit of toast for the final mop up. Grimbo Are you no on the caviar and toast with your charity scams these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Some days I read Pie & Bovril and despair for the future. Are you seriously telling me that NONE of you have figured out that Heinz Salad Cream on baked beans is the epitome of culinary perfection. I have to wonder if some of you laddies even know what it's like to come home steaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 You can f**k right off with your salad cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 You can f**k right off with your salad cream. Heresy! Salad cream is the baws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 14, 2016 Author Share Posted May 14, 2016 Are you no on the caviar and toast with your charity scams these days? Funnily enough it's 1 year to the day since the fire. So yes tonight it's caviar & chips for tea. Bon appetite Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Some days I read Pie & Bovril and despair for the future. Are you seriously telling me that NONE of you have figured out that Heinz Salad Cream on baked beans is the epitome of culinary perfection. *BEAST ALERT BEAST ALERT* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Funnily enough it's 1 year to the day since the fire. So yes tonight it's caviar & chips for tea. Bon appetite Grimbo Did you have a BBQ to celebrate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 14, 2016 Author Share Posted May 14, 2016 Did you have a BBQ to celebrate? At 5am ffs? What's the point in that, we've no neighbours yet to annoy. Be a LERT. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Some days I read Pie & Bovril and despair for the future. Are you seriously telling me that NONE of you have figured out that Heinz Salad Cream on baked beans is the epitome of culinary perfection. I have to wonder if some of you laddies even know what it's like to come home steaming. You usually come across as quite a sane and normal individual, not on this occasion however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 You usually come across as quite a sane and normal individual, not on this occasion however. I'm just going to pretend the last 5 words in that sentence didn't happen. I'll carry the rest of the sentiment with me to my grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattBairn Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Brown bread has to be used to make the toast. Anyone making toast from white bread (or using white bread in general) is scum, sub-human scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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