P&B beans on toast etiquette.

[jagfox]

Brown bread?

[Mr Bairn]

Beans on toast should be eaten in very very rare circumstances. The one which springs to mind is if you've been to a restaurant and had a heavy meal at lunch time then "BoT" makes a decent light evening meal.

3 toasts, heavily buttered and cut in half, one tin of heinz beans cooked on the hob not the microwave. Any other condiments are for beasts.

[18May1991]

See all the folk on here saying 'it must be Heinz'? You're wrong.

Branston baked beans are the way to go. Non-believers, take the leap of faith - you can thank me later.

[18May1991]

Oh, and

1. 3 bits of toast

2. butter

3. leerdammer cheese slice on each bit of toast

4. Beans

5. Brown sauce

It just works.

[jagfox]

See all the folk on here saying 'it must be Heinz'? You're wrong.

Branston baked beans are the way to go. Non-believers, take the leap of faith - you can thank me later.

Correct. Three for a quid in Iceland too

You can stick yer leerdamer though

[pandarilla]

Beans on toast should be eaten in very very rare circumstances. The one which springs to mind is if you've been to a restaurant and had a heavy meal at lunch time then "BoT" makes a decent light evening meal.

3 toasts, heavily buttered and cut in half, one tin of heinz beans cooked on the hob not the microwave. Any other condiments are for beasts.

This is a good shout.

If you're having b.o.t every week or even every fortnight then you should enrol in the local college/educational establishment and gradually work your way out of tinkyness.

But every now and then it is the food if the gods - and reminds you of your inner child/tink.

Brown bread though? Only if there's nae white left.

[BFTD]

Beans in the UK are fucking shite, made only slightly more palatable by the aforementioned addition of vinegar.

 

The mother-in-law just brought us over some of these bad boys; it's like the different between sirloin steak and the scrapings off the abattoir floor.

 

[Bobby Skidmarks]

Is that Brown Sugar Baked Beans, BFTD?

Time to lose a few pounds mate.

[throbber]

But then he can't call himself big and fat.

[BFTD]

Is that Brown Sugar Baked Beans, BFTD?

Time to lose a few pounds mate.

 

Isn't brown sugar supposed to be healthier than all the white sugar in beans normally?

 

(I've got a diet planned for right after the fatal heart attack, BTW. The fat literally falls off, so I'm told)

[BFTD]

But then he can't call himself big and fat.

 

I'd still be big, either way.

 

Edit: wait, you think I'm actually tabby?  

[throbber]

I'd still be big, either way.

 

Edit: wait, you think I'm actually tabby?  

 

I bet your name isn't even dave.

[BFTD]

I bet your name isn't even dave.

 

I'm a squat anorexic called Tabitha. Dave's just my favourite TV channel.

[doulikefish]

I like to make toast surprise,its when put the toast on top of the beans

[Granny Danger]

See all the folk on here saying 'it must be Heinz'? You're wrong.

Branston baked beans are the way to go. Non-believers, take the leap of faith - you can thank me later.

You notice that it's the religious fuckwits that always spout the most pish. 'Non-believers', 'leap of faith'. This sort of talk doesn't excuse religious persecution but it certainly explains it.

  

Oh, and

1. 3 bits of toast

2. butter

3. leerdammer cheese slice on each bit of toast

4. Beans

5. Brown sauce

It just works.

1. Toast - quantity depending upon how hungry you are.

2. Heinz beans - sufficient for toast.

End of.

[philpy]

I'm a squat anorexic called Tabitha. Dave's just my favourite TV channel.

I'm anorexic as well, and I've got amnesia. So I always forget to be sick.

[a1974h]

Dinny like beans. But if I did. I'd be tempted to try a couple of dashes of Tabasco

[18May1991]

You notice that it's the religious fuckwits that always spout the most pish. 'Non-believers', 'leap of faith'. This sort of talk doesn't excuse religious persecution but it certainly explains it.

  

1. Toast - quantity depending upon how hungry you are.

2. Heinz beans - sufficient for toast.

End of.

Calm, my child. I mean you no harm. It is the Lords day, after all.

[Grim O'Grady]

What's the take on the use of the crust/heel/jacket with the beans?

I prefer one but obviously this can only happen twice per loaf & that's only if the rest of your household don't want it?

Grimbo

[throbber]

I quite often automatically say I'm not eating the heel because it's a common trait not to want to but when ever I decide just to eat it I find its alright.