RandomGuy. Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 1 minute ago, stu92 said: Reading between the lines, there's a player in there somewhere? No. You can delude yourself into thinking a bit of coaching could create something useful but it wont. Presumably the 2yr deal is because the first year is to refine him while the 2nd you use him, but its just delusion and a complete waste of time/money. The fundamentals are completely lacking in every department apart from his size, which he has zero interest in using because he doesnt want to get physical. If you took a foot off his height he'd be the same player and probably in League Two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 Theo Bair is the next Devante Cole. Bookmark it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowsdower Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 Just Putting in writing that I'm not overreacting to the signing of Bair in a "playing reverse psychology with the universe and hoping it makes him good" kind of way. I'm 100% not doing that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropy Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 Is this guy eligible for the B team? There could be bus loads heading to Tranent tonight. I’ve never been so excited about a signing. I need to see how this pans out. Canadian? Paton too? Is this the start of something? Is Andy Rose still out there? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowsdower Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 1 minute ago, ropy said: Is this guy eligible for the B team? There could be bus loads heading to Tranent tonight. I’ve never been so excited about a signing. I need to see how this pans out. Canadian? Paton too? Is this the start of something? Is Andy Rose still out there? Andy Rose. Now there was a textbook shite player that was actually good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 26 minutes ago, Doctor Manhattan said: Obviously not news to our friends in Perth, but I've only just discovered that his first name is actually Thelonius. The first thing that leapt into my mind was not improvisational jazz, but that this rhymes with felonious. "I like Thelonious Monk, he's the wallpaper on my computer" was what first came to my mind, any fellow Lupe Fiasco enjoyers? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welldaft Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 To be fair if the Board tell you that you have a budget of £2.50 for a striker and the only one we can manage to find costs £2.49. My point is we seem utterly skint. So Theo is probably all we could afford. Kettlewell really has not put a foot wrong since he came in imho. But if Bair turns out to be a complete donkey and we have signed him on a 2 year deal then that may be the start of him making mistakes. I sure as hell hope we sign the Arsenal boy or someone else as if this is it then we are going to be toiling up front. Although I think the funniest thing to happen this season or in fact any season is if Bair turns into prime Van Veen / Higdon / Moult. That would be amusing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHF-23 Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 Bair to be a big nuisance and score 6 league goals while no St Johnstone striker betters 5 it is then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 I mean, if he meant this, it was good. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowsdower Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 OK, that's my coffee ready. Off to SO, see yous later. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 52 minutes ago, thisGRAEME said: Is this a The Bair thread now? Because I'm into it being the Bair thread. Help, help, here comes the Bair... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropy Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, YassinMoutaouakil said: I mean, if he meant this, it was good. The greatest strike I’ve ever seen. We were practicing those corners on Saturday. All in. Edited August 1, 2023 by ropy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 2 minutes ago, YassinMoutaouakil said: I mean, if he meant this, it was good. You found his one goal in thirty three appearances. We are an absolute rabble right now and he got released from his contract with a year to spare. He was too shit to play for this current St Johnstone team, just let that sink in. (I hope he does you a turn btw, there's not a player I've wanted to succeed more than Bair) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 I think he will do well. Just looked like a player who couldn't thrive surrounded by flying hammers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropy Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Kyle said: You found his one goal in thirty three appearances. We are an absolute rabble right now and he got released from his contract with a year to spare. He was too shit to play for this current St Johnstone team, just let that sink in. (I hope he does you a turn btw, there's not a player I've wanted to succeed more than Bair) I think Saints just didn’t want to stunt his development, they loved him and let him go, he needs a new environment to thrive, you can look on fondly like a proud parent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 KVV was an unknown LWB until Ketts seen something in him. I believe in Theo Bair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 4 minutes ago, ropy said: I think Saints just didn’t want to stunt his development, they loved him and let him go, he needs a new environment to thrive, you can look on fondly like a proud parent. Oh aye that's definitely it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londonwell Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 This is in the it's so bad its good category for me. Buzzing to see him up in Dundee for a good laugh if nothing else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 11 minutes ago, ropy said: The greatest strike I’ve ever seen. We were practicing those corners on Saturday. All in. If you could kindly wait until Sunday I'll buy you all a macchiato. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Center half Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 13 minutes ago, YassinMoutaouakil said: I mean, if he meant this, it was good. He scored a screamer against ????? the fakes i think ! The most telling thing from this video is the sheer delight and amazement on the coaches faces and their reaction of dis belief! As said before a cracking lad, everyone wanted him to do well but sadly nothing there as a footballer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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