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I once made my own Elgin version of Monopoly.  

 

My sister set it on fire, though.

 

Think we already did the "what did you replace the power company with?" joke last time this came up.

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i swear when i was about 8 we had a dundee monopoly (not the new one thats out)

 

can anyone confirm if this existed or if im speaking shite?

It was available but as a rare as a £500 note. IA probably had one.

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It was available but as a rare as a £500 note. IA probably had one.

 

it ended up in the bin when i had an absolute heads gone over losing one day

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They should update the idea of hotels and change it to drug peddlers and prostitutes.

 

Also new Community Chest cards.

 

"You f**k a pig heads at college - collect £142,000 wage as Prime Minister".

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Could we not do a P&B monopoly.

"Accidental" fire at home, cruise to to the Gulag, do not pass go do not collect £500 note.

Caught standing up wiping arse, go back 3 species.

Carry on.

Grimbo

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Could we not do a P&B monopoly.

"Accidental" fire at home, cruise to to the Gulag, do not pass go do not collect £500 note.

Caught standing up wiping arse, go back 3 species.

Carry on.

Grimbo

 

Eat the wrong kind of crisps in a roll- go to the BEAST jail! 

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