Smurph Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 When philpy first joined this forum he responded to some ribbing over pish posts by claiming he had autism. He then subsequently admitted that he made it up to gain sympathy. Not the worst thing anyone has ever done on P&B and rare that people own up to their mistakes. I knew the story already I just wanted someone to explain it again, so thanks. You're right though, fair fucks for admitting it and taking the abuse for it. Just a mental thing to do all round. I have never been further north than Ullapool, further west or south than Lanzarote and further east than Kos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Watched The Simpsons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLip69 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I have never watched any reality TV. I have never tasted carrot cake, and never will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Passed the bar, but I know a lil' bit. Enough if you wan' legally search my shit. Are you sure it's not "Enough that you won't illegally search my shit"?. Certainly makes more sense and I've always thought it sounded like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Are you sure it's not "Enough that you won't illegally search my shit"?. Certainly makes more sense and I've always thought it sounded like that. We can all use Google, Honest_Man. Some of us prefer not to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 We can all use Google, Honest_Man. Some of us prefer not to. I've just used it, I was correct. You should start using it, to widen your knowledge. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlowspider Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I have never been further north than Stockholm, further west than San Francisco, further south than Johannesburg and further east than Kuala Lumpur. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I've never been further west or further east than Alaska 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 DVDA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I've just used it, I was correct. You should start using it, to widen your knowledge. Thank you. Have you considered that Jay Z is 'rapping' it wrong? Mind blown, bruh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulises de la Cruz Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I've never: 1. Smoked a cigarette 2. Drove a car 3. Been to London 4. Seen a Star Wars or Lord of the Rings film 5. Had a tattoo 6. Stepped foot in an Aldi or a Waitrose 7. Tried Guinness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Katie Price. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I've just used it, I was correct. You should start using it, to widen your knowledge. Thank you. We'll see how smart you are when the canine' come' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 How many people have you killed that you didn't know? Wouldn't put a figure on it. Blackwater dont like to talk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I knew the story already I just wanted someone to explain it again, so thanks. You're right though, fair fucks for admitting it and taking the abuse for it. Just a mental thing to do all round. I have never been further north than Ullapool, further west or south than Lanzarote and further east than Kos. Ive never been any further north than helmsdale, and by f**k that was a strange place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Never been water-boarded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I have never been further north than Stockholm, further west than San Francisco, further south than Johannesburg and further east than Kuala Lumpur. Although I have been to LA, I have never traveled further west than New York. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 We'll see how smart you are when the canine' come' I believe the police unit that Mr Z is referring to in this section of the song would be written as K-9. As such, when they arrive, I'd still be looking pretty damn smart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I've never seen Braveheart, I've never been a honey trap for a lower league footballer, I've never had sex outside, I've never lived alone, I've never been out of work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Clearly you've also never met a honey badger Honey Badger don't care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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