KnightswoodBear Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 My mate is an in the know as f**k contractor working at Ibrox and he says they've dug too greedily and too deep and awoken Cthulhu from his slumber and we've doomed the world to His dominion. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stressball Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 51 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: My mate is an in the know as f**k contractor working at Ibrox and he says they've dug too greedily and too deep and awoken Cthulhu from his slumber and we've doomed the world to His dominion. Wouldn’t surprise me if Rangers had direct access to an ancient evil tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: My mate is an in the know as f**k contractor working at Ibrox and he says they've dug too greedily and too deep and awoken Cthulhu from his slumber and we've doomed the world to His dominion. A beast thats so grotesque that looking at it would drive you insane? Thought he'd more likely been found at Parkhead myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squonk Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 If the contractors dig any deeper, they might come across the corpse of the original Rangers. What a horrible thought. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 34 minutes ago, Squonk said: If the contractors dig any deeper, they might come across the corpse of the original Rangers. What a horrible thought. If they come across 'the deeds', it would be nice if they let auld Bomber know. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naegoodinthedark Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 12 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: My mate is an in the know as f**k contractor working at Ibrox and he says they've dug too greedily and too deep and awoken Cthulhu from his slumber and we've doomed the world to His dominion. Aye, but what school did Cthulhu go to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 16 minutes ago, naegoodinthedark said: Aye, but what school did Cthulhu go to? "Great Old One" sounds a bit funny handshake to me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 Can anyone recommend a good doctor and a good lawyer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 2 minutes ago, bennett said: Can anyone recommend a good doctor and a good lawyer? Seen a few tweets of theirs. Pretty sure that they are either a Celtic fan with a sense of humour (I know!) or a Rangers fan at the madam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossilYM Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 I blame the old Rangers. They built the place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 On 22/06/2024 at 22:51, KnightswoodBear said: My mate is an in the know as f**k contractor working at Ibrox and he says they've dug too greedily and too deep and awoken Cthulhu from his slumber and we've doomed the world to His dominion. Your mate is lying to you. Everyone knows R'yleh is at the bottom of the ocean. Cthulhu fh'tagn! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dav nan Gael Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 Rumours flying around that RAAC concrete has been found in the Copeland Road end. If correct then it will be in the Govan and Broomloan too......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 Celtic fans being absolutely desperate for people to be inhaling asbestos is quite the take. The original story was someone forgot to order materials on time, hid it, then when it didn't arrive on time it all came out and they got sacked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 (edited) 2 hours ago, Dav nan Gael said: Rumours flying around that RAAC concrete has been found in the Copeland Road end. If correct then it will be in the Govan and Broomloan too......... Please be true. eta. @Melanius Mullarkey Thank you. Edited June 24 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 Think I prefer the awakening the Balrog rumour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sortmeout Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 2 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: Celtic fans being absolutely desperate for people to be inhaling asbestos is quite the take. The original story was someone forgot to order materials on time, hid it, then when it didn't arrive on time it all came out and they got sacked. The entire top tier at Celtic Park are hoping Sevco go bust so they can stop buying season tickets again. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 9 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Please be true. eta. @Melanius Mullarkey Thank you. Probably made from the ground up bones of catholics, SNP fans and Neil Simpsons family. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 Think someone at Rangers should be having the legal team take a right good look at the title deeds. Anyone know where they are? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 14 hours ago, bennett said: Think I prefer the awakening the Balrog rumour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 Being on holiday and not checking the internet on an hourly basis, I might have missed all the Ibrox announcements about the signing of the megastars that will help us win the title in the coming season. Can someone update me? Or is the news as grim as I'm expecting ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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