Grim O'Grady Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 I'm thinking it's high time I took a holiday (as recommended by other users) but what is the recommended number of pairs of underpants one should take on a holiday? For instance a 12 day holiday... 1 pair for each day or do you take an extra 1 or 2 pairs in case of accidents, you know such as falling in the pool pished, or cos (it maybe) all inclusive you get so shitfaced or shit trousered that you have to dispose of shitted items? Or take 6 & get them laundered after each 3 days, or go commando every other day? Are there other alternatives, you the good the bad & the ugly (you know who you are?) of P&B must decided. thank you G-Bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixed Donner Hoagie Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Who wears pants on holiday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Who wears pants on holiday? Exactly this! Why else would I pack my only leg coverings ( buffalo skin chaps).Baws oot on holiday is a requirement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: I'm thinking it's high time I took a holiday (as recommended by other users) but what is the recommended number of pairs of underpants one should take on a holiday? For instance a 12 day holiday... 1 pair for each day or do you take an extra 1 or 2 pairs in case of accidents, you know such as falling in the pool pished, or cos (it maybe) all inclusive you get so shitfaced or shit trousered that you have to dispose of shitted items? Or take 6 & get them laundered after each 3 days, or go commando every other day? Are there other alternatives, you the good the bad & the ugly (you know who you are?) of P&B must decided. thank you G-Bo 4 pairs rolled up in your suitcase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 13, 2016 Author Share Posted July 13, 2016 Any advance on 4, I bought a pack of 6 from ebay (1 careful owner). S'pose I could leave 2 behind (no pun). G-bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Just now, Grim O'Grady said: Any advance on 4, I bought a pack of 6 from ebay (1 careful owner). S'pose I could leave 2 behind (no pun). G-bo You'll be wearing the 5th pair en route remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 13, 2016 Author Share Posted July 13, 2016 4 minutes ago, sjc said: You'll be wearing the 5th pair en route remember. Good spot SJ, PM your address I'll send you the useless 6th pair as a gift. G-Bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: Good spot SJ, PM your address I'll send you the useless 6th pair as a gift. G-Bo You keep them mate. They'll come in handy upon your return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 One pair can be worn for four days. Day 1 - Intended fashion Day 2 - Back to front Day 3 - Inside out Day 4 - Inside out and back to front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 13, 2016 Author Share Posted July 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, sjc said: You keep them mate. They'll come in handy upon your return. SJ you could be my adoptive mother (wid). 1 minute ago, gavin_3110 said: One pair can be worn for four days. Day 1 - Intended fashion Day 2 - Back to front Day 3 - Inside out Day 4 - Inside out and back to front Ah I remember Paul Calf too, "I'm not wearing a dead man's underpants". G-Bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 13 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: Any advance on 4, I bought a pack of 6 from ebay (1 careful owner). S'pose I could leave 2 behind (no pun). G-bo Pics or GTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 13, 2016 Author Share Posted July 13, 2016 1 minute ago, tree house tam said: Pics or GTF. I am GTF'ing on Sunday the pics will have to wait until 13 days later. G-Bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Just now, Grim O'Grady said: I am GTF'ing on Sunday the pics will have to wait until 13 days later. G-Bo We already know this, I might actually come down to wave you off as I'll be in the area. What time you boarding at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 13, 2016 Author Share Posted July 13, 2016 1 minute ago, tree house tam said: We already know this, I might actually come down to wave you off as I'll be in the area. What time you boarding at? Says we board at 11 & sail at 12, we are getting there for 10.45, taxi driver depending? Wear a red rose, so I'll know it's you THT, or get a union jack flag on a stick to wave? G-Bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Disappointed, frankly. I'd assumed you were off on one of those porn star cruises. Needing pants surely negates this. Still, at least the holiday video won't be quite so scarring now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Just now, Grim O'Grady said: Says we board at 11 & sail at 12, we are getting there for 10.45, taxi driver depending? Wear a red rose, so I'll know it's you THT, or get a union jack flag on a stick to wave? G-Bo You'll know it's me. I've just put out the anti freeze in the garden, waiting in anticipation for your going away present... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 13, 2016 Author Share Posted July 13, 2016 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Disappointed, frankly. I'd assumed you were off on one of those porn star cruises. Needing pants surely negates this. Still, at least the holiday video won't be quite so scarring now. Chrissst sakes BFTDave, it is a porn star cruise but it's not the bahamas we are going to, those ebay underpants are made from alpaca wool. G-Bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir Lennon Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 For a 12 day holiday, you take 21 pairs. One for each day and 9 emergency pairs for the friend that only brings 3 pairs. If you aren't the sort of person who worries about your friend's willy scuffing across the back of his zipper, then you don't really deserve any pants at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 I don't suppose it matters Grim old chum as you haven't seen yer willy for years without using a mirror anyway! just pack a kilt and nae keks in case you get attacked by native tribesmen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 I've always got spare space in my bag and a whole drawer of boxers, so it's a pair for every day with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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