itzdrk Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 (edited) Probably loads, im the guy who doesn't go to the doctor. I don't even look after myself particularly well so i doubt i am in perfect health regardless of how im feeling. Edited September 23, 2016 by itzdrk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Any P&B'ers ever had Tetanus (aka Lockjaw) and survived to tell the tale? No but I know of a few ladies who have suffered[emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 31 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: No but I know of a few ladies who have suffered First thing my wife asked wasn't "can I take you to hospital?" but "have you been sucking cocks?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 6 hours ago, Shandon Par said: First thing my wife asked wasn't "can I take you to hospital?" but "have you been sucking cocks?". What was your answer ffs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 He didn't. His mouth was full at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 1 hour ago, supermik said: He didn't. His mouth was full at the time. Ah?, "dickngub" syndrome. My wife suffers from that, I'm never there when she suffers from it, the c**t next door is always there to help her when she has an episode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Any P&Bers suffered from the fabled penis captivus? I seem to remember it being referred to as the "Double Dog's Knot" in a newspaper article, but searching for that phrase took me to some dark, dark links 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Any P&Bers suffered from the fabled penis captivus? I seem to remember it being referred to as the "Double Dog's Knot" in a newspaper article, but searching for that phrase took me to some dark, dark links When you see dogs with two heads this is what happens, it's called Knob locking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: When you see dogs with two heads this is what happens, it's called Knob locking. Where were you to explain these things when I was a wean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: When you see dogs with two heads this is what happens, it's called Knob locking. I thought I saw a dog with two heads and eight legs, turns out it was just two ordinary dogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 54 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Any P&Bers suffered from the fabled penis captivus? I seem to remember it being referred to as the "Double Dog's Knot" in a newspaper article, but searching for that phrase took me to some dark, dark links Cheers Dave, I thought it was marriage that caused that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Spent the last month or so worrying I had developed Type 2 diabetes (having had fragrant pish for a while), but just got an all clear from a blood test I got last week. Admin lady: "It says satisfactory, no change from before. Ok then, thanks now, bye". Great. So what the f*** now then? Accept weird pish for all eternity? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Spent the last month or so worrying I had developed Type 2 diabetes (having had fragrant pish for a while), but just got an all clear from a blood test I got last week. Admin lady: "It says satisfactory, no change from before. Ok then, thanks now, bye". Great. So what the f*** now then? Accept weird pish for all eternity? Lay off the Sugar Puffs and Asparagus pizzas. Edited December 18, 2019 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Spent the last month or so worrying I had developed Type 2 diabetes (having had fragrant pish for a while), but just got an all clear from a blood test I got last week. Admin lady: "It says satisfactory, no change from before. Ok then, thanks now, bye". Great. So what the f*** now then? Accept weird pish for all eternity? "Admin lady knows funny pish smell is ok" f**k that go back and ask to speak to someone with a medical qualification, not a Secretarial Studies HNC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: "Admin lady knows funny pish smell is ok" f**k that go back and ask to speak to someone with a medical qualification, not a Secretarial Studies HNC. I saw my vastly experienced GP about it last week. She took 3x blood samples and sent them away for analysis, saying to phone the practice back today to get the results, which the admin lady has simply relayed. Eta: I think the start of it coincided with taking a new brand of the usual repeat medication, which has a funny smell to it. I had been hoping it was that, but won't find out for a while as they give me quarterly batches and there's at least a couple of months before I can get the old stuff*. *not Irn Bru Edited December 18, 2019 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Eta: I think the start of it coincided with taking a new brand of the usual repeat medication, which has a funny smell to it. I had been hoping it was that, but won't find out for a while as they give me quarterly batches and there's at least a couple of months before I can get the old stuff*. That only makes sense if you've been pushing it up your cock. Have you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Just now, sugna said: That only makes sense if you've been pushing it up your cock. Have you? Ah. Tbf, asparagus makes your piss smell funny without having to stick it up your urethra. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said: Ah. Tbf, asparagus makes your piss smell funny without having to stick it up your urethra. I'll take that as a yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I was also meant to mention that I got sleeping tablets last week and under possible side effects, it listed "feeling tired". Maybe I'm just expecting too much, but I was kind of hoping that the sleeping tablets were custom designed just for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Spent the last month or so worrying I had developed Type 2 diabetes (having had fragrant pish for a while), but just got an all clear from a blood test I got last week. Admin lady: "It says satisfactory, no change from before. Ok then, thanks now, bye". Great. So what the f*** now then? Accept weird pish for all eternity? You must have a good hospital, when at the Vic in Kirckaldy the receptionist opened the conversation by proclaiming "am no medical!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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