Alert Mongoose Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 These last few posts have reminded of this outrage against humanity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 15 hours ago, Madame RH33 said: That looks like cellulitis to me assuming it isn't just bruising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Billy Jean King said: That looks like cellulitis to me assuming it isn't just bruising. Bruised. Ligaments probably fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 5 hours ago, scottsdad said: You kicked the bucket? I did something similar I was having a tinned steamed pudding. The instructions said "remove label and stand in boiling water". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 Did a backflip off a platform recently, clattering my legs on the way down before landing on my head/neck. Fortunately, having both the physical robustness and emotional limitations of Robocop I was able to carry on in a limited capacity. A few days of Red Bull and cocodamol and I was back to full strength. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Did a backflip off a platform recently, clattering my legs on the way down before landing on my head/neck. Fortunately, having both the physical robustness and emotional limitations of Robocop I was able to carry on in a limited capacity. A few days of Red Bull and cocodamol and I was back to full strength. I'm on similar diet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 RH33 and DA Baracus' kids wouldn't be able to walk due to their wee stumpy feet. Anyway, can someone link Quentin Tarantino in to this thread please? His input is clearly required. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 9 minutes ago, BFTD said: RH33 and DA Baracus' kids wouldn't be able to walk due to their wee stumpy feet. Anyway, can someone link Quentin Tarantino in to this thread please? His input is clearly required. Two of my kids are dyspraxic......I've a feeling I may well be too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 4 minutes ago, Madame RH33 said: Two of my kids are dyspraxic......I've a feeling I may well be too Good stout pair of these and you'll be fine! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 4 hours ago, Madame RH33 said: I'm on similar diet! You given up on the 'Smoked Sausage & Intimate Orifice Diet' ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 11:59, Alert Mongoose said: These last few posts have reminded of this outrage against humanity. ^^^ Paul Scholes found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said: You given up on the 'Smoked Sausage & Intimate Orifice Diet' ? That just reminds me of the Reverse Eating episode of South Park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 Today, I was almost killed by an onion. As usual, I'm sick during the Christmas holidays, because Jesus hates me. Coughed my lungs raw over the past few days. Decided I'd make myself a burger for dinner and put some onion on it. Turns out the onion was really strong, which I normally like, but during the eating my lungs were agony (due to the fumes, I guess) and I finally had some kind of reaction that stopped me breathing until I was about to pass out. Half an hour later, my stomach decided it wasn't processing any more of this onion shit either, and stomach acid is fucking evil on a raw throat. Stay away from onions during the virus season, kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Bum results have come back all clear. Waiting on some MRI result but the doctor didn’t seem concerned, probably just used a quick nosey round the inner arse (technical term). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Bum results have come back all clear. Waiting on some MRI result but the doctor didn’t seem concerned, probably just used a quick nosey round the inner arse (technical term). I've been back a few pages, but I'm seeing no reference to your Chatham Pocket. What have you been doing with it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 3 hours ago, BFTD said: I've been back a few pages, but I'm seeing no reference to your Chatham Pocket. What have you been doing with it? Was the half century shit in a box extravangza earlier in the year (maybe I didn’t post, can’t remember now). Had the old snake camera up and they took some biopsies, no word on outcome then had to go for an MRI couple of weeks back. Anyway, doctor said biopsies were showing nowt. No word from MRI yet but he didn’t seem too bothered. Hopefully it doesn’t reveal a snooker ball or hamster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 maybe just the time of year but for 4 days now my shit has been like damp weetabix and coming out like shaving foam. had a look at the stool chart but its not on there. i only eat fruit at work and i havent been in since christmas eve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 On the subject of feet, ive had a couple of blood blister things randomly appear on the top of some toes last week, they dont really seem to be getting better. Type of shit that has me convinced im dying but theyll be gone by tomorrow and I'll have forgotten about it. Relatively convinced i got some form of IBS after having norovirus a few years back. Its getting better, and less regular, as time goes by but ive no idea if thats actually possible. Definitely worse in cold weather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 10 hours ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: maybe just the time of year but for 4 days now my shit has been like damp weetabix and coming out like shaving foam. had a look at the stool chart but its not on there. i only eat fruit at work and i havent been in since christmas eve. Da f**k do you shave with? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 53 minutes ago, hk blues said: Da f**k do you shave with? Time shaver when he’s doing the old “a shower a shit and a shave” routine though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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