Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Sarge called it, he should get the points. 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Jimmy Hill 1 hour ago, Alert Mongoose said: Bingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I'll go next. I bought a football club for £1 and ripped off a ticketing firm using the season ticket money. I did have a castle and a fit burd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cream Cheese Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Just use this guy - http://en.akinator.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 David Murray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 What is love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cream Cheese Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said: What is love? Haddaway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Sandstorm m90. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Mozzamozza said: Who am I? you're all Magee. Except for me. I'm a Grim O'Grady alias.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: you're all Magee. Except for me. I'm a Grim O'Grady alias.... Are you a lady? G-Bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 8 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: What is love? Howard Jones. No. 2 - Jan 1984. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 I like to drink a red fizzy drink that makes all your teeth fall out just by looking at it. I hail from a bleak North Eastern Scottish city although I have moved farther south to a far more cosmopolitan and beautiful city to continue my career which involves sitting on my fucking arse all day and fannying about on my computer. I like to perv over 15 year old girls and then pretend that I was completely unaware of their age. Who am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Just now, Dee Man said: I like to drink a red fizzy drink that makes all your teeth fall out just by looking at it. I hail from a bleak North Eastern Scottish city although I have moved farther south to a far more cosmopolitan and beautiful city to continue my career which involves sitting on my fucking arse all day and fannying about on my computer. I like to perv over 15 year old girls and then pretend that I was completely unaware of their age. Who am I? Shots fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: I like to drink a red fizzy drink that makes all your teeth fall out just by looking at it. I hail from a bleak North Eastern Scottish city although I have moved farther south to a far more cosmopolitan and beautiful city to continue my career which involves sitting on my fucking arse all day and fannying about on my computer. I like to perv over 15 year old girls and then pretend that I was completely unaware of their age. Who am I? Robin Hood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: I like to drink a red fizzy drink that makes all your teeth fall out just by looking at it. I hail from a bleak North Eastern Scottish city although I have moved farther south to a far more cosmopolitan and beautiful city to continue my career which involves sitting on my fucking arse all day and fannying about on my computer. I like to perv over 15 year old girls and then pretend that I was completely unaware of their age. Who am I? Did you not get deported from the very place that we exported all our criminals to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Is Deeman talking about mozza mozza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Did you not get deported from the very place that we exported all our criminals to? My friends and family have found this a great source of amusement over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 hour ago, throbber said: Is Deeman talking about mozza mozza? Is that your final answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Knew a Canadian chap who came over here on a temporary working visa. When it expired and he didn't go home, they turfed him out. He tried coming back not long later and got put on the first plane back. So he tried being sneaky. He got a flight to Dublin, intending to get the train + ferry to Britain. But when they discovered he neither a return ticket nor a pot to piss in, they deported him for a third time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Is that your final answer? Yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 21 minutes ago, throbber said: Yup Are you sure? You have one lifeline left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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