Dundee-FC92 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 The headsgone created Randomguy was cremated The shattered skulls of a nation Written up in a sensation Then came the mods The sad little sods Soaked briefs, The brainless chiefs The ban hammer fell And now we can dwell Radford, Nizzy and the others The power hungry, moderate brothers The most humerous of it all You the winners of the headsgone brawl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Appropriate sanctions have been meted and accepted in good honour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: Doesn't normally go hand in hand with your posts. I am in cheerful mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Doesn't normally go hand in hand with your posts. Pot, kettle... -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 On 8/22/2016 at 16:30, NorthernJambo said: And a catcalleddog's Twitter is now private. Missed it You can still find quite a lot of what was going on: https://twitter.com/fundilymundily/status/767466071469256708 If you click that link you can use the conversation trail to see all sorts of screengrabs etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 1 hour ago, milton75 said: You can still find quite a lot of what was going on: https://twitter.com/fundilymundily/status/767466071469256708 If you click that link you can use the conversation trail to see all sorts of screengrabs etc. Matador are a vanity press publisher so I don't think they're likely to care a flying f**k what their authors get up to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 One of those ones you effectively pay to publish your shite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Just now, milton75 said: One of those ones you effectively pay to publish your shite? Yep, that's the mob - they're probably the most notorious, always with adverts in Private Eye and the like. Unfortunately they're doing better than ever as the number of publishing houses shrink & those with more money than sense get suckered in. They're getting a wee bit sneakier, hiding behind the name of Troubador, which holds conferences on "self publishing" and which just happens to plug Matador a lot for "those looking into self-publishing for the first time but finding it all too daunting" , etc. To give you an example of their vetting process with authors, take a look at this book which it appears came out only yesterday: http://www.troubador.co.uk/book_info.asp?bookid=3990 I have to say I raised an eyebrow as the author is someone more like to be found publishing stuff like this: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Many-Shades-Black-John-Bean/dp/147091445X/ref=sr_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1472462640&sr=1-4 The guy is one of Britain's longest running, ahem "racial nationalists" (ie. moronic little Englander bigot with a fascist uniform fetish) who must be the only person that can claim to have been a member of every single one of the major far-right parties that's ever existed in the UK. Strange really, as rather like on the far-left, the far-right louts tend to publish their attempts at fiction through their own publishing houses. My first thought was he's had a fall out with his old "comrades" again, but I notice on his Amazon listing that as well as giving his own book a glowing review & five stars he's also been given much the same from two other old far right nutters, so maybe this is all another of their "cunning plans" to go mainstream. Whatever the case, it certainly doesn't say much for Matador when they're happy to take the likes of him under their wing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: I feel your pain. So much shit for 8MileBU to fling, so little time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 8 hours ago, WaffenThinMint said: Yep, that's the mob - they're probably the most notorious, always with adverts in Private Eye and the like. Unfortunately they're doing better than ever as the number of publishing houses shrink & those with more money than sense get suckered in. They're getting a wee bit sneakier, hiding behind the name of Troubador, which holds conferences on "self publishing" and which just happens to plug Matador a lot for "those looking into self-publishing for the first time but finding it all too daunting" , etc. To give you an example of their vetting process with authors, take a look at this book which it appears came out only yesterday: http://www.troubador.co.uk/book_info.asp?bookid=3990 I have to say I raised an eyebrow as the author is someone more like to be found publishing stuff like this: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Many-Shades-Black-John-Bean/dp/147091445X/ref=sr_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1472462640&sr=1-4 The guy is one of Britain's longest running, ahem "racial nationalists" (ie. moronic little Englander bigot with a fascist uniform fetish) who must be the only person that can claim to have been a member of every single one of the major far-right parties that's ever existed in the UK. Strange really, as rather like on the far-left, the far-right louts tend to publish their attempts at fiction through their own publishing houses. My first thought was he's had a fall out with his old "comrades" again, but I notice on his Amazon listing that as well as giving his own book a glowing review & five stars he's also been given much the same from two other old far right nutters, so maybe this is all another of their "cunning plans" to go mainstream. Whatever the case, it certainly doesn't say much for Matador when they're happy to take the likes of him under their wing. Great stuff from the bold Mr Bean. I'm slightly gutted by this: "After the operation, John learns that his DNA was recognised as being of Anglo-Saxon or Danish Viking origin, something that has been descended from his ancestors". It would have been far more pleasing if his DNA test revealed something more akin to the scene in True Romance when Dennis Hopper buys it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Its crap but I tried a play on the Monty Python sketch with the disappearance of Davey Bhoy's 'strip them of their titles' thread, so poor the mod didn't even drop it in the OF forum or even bother to weld it to the last page in the BRALT. Davey Bhoy: I wonder where that thread has gone. Mod: You did love it so. You looked after it like a son. Davey Bhoy: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go. Mod: Is it in the cupboard? Mod: Wouldn't you like to know. It was a lovely little thread. Davey Bhoy: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go. Mod: Where can the thread be? Poster in audience: Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau? Mod: It is a most elusive thread. Davey Bhoy: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go! Mod: Oh thready, thready, thready, thready. Davey Bhoy: Thread, thread, thread, thready oh! Mod: Oh thready, thready, thready thread. Davey Bhoy: That went wherever I did go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 *sucks air sharply through teeth* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 1 hour ago, CityDave said: Its crap . You weren't joking there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 56 minutes ago, CityDave said: Its crap but I tried a play on the Monty Python sketch with the disappearance of Davey Bhoy's 'strip them of their titles' thread, so poor the mod didn't even drop it in the OF forum or even bother to weld it to the last page in the BRALT. Davey Bhoy: I wonder where that thread has gone. Mod: You did love it so. You looked after it like a son. Davey Bhoy: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go. Mod: Is it in the cupboard? Mod: Wouldn't you like to know. It was a lovely little thread. Davey Bhoy: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go. Mod: Where can the thread be? Poster in audience: Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau? Mod: It is a most elusive thread. Davey Bhoy: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go! Mod: Oh thready, thready, thready, thready. Davey Bhoy: Thread, thread, thread, thready oh! Mod: Oh thready, thready, thready thread. Davey Bhoy: That went wherever I did go. FFS You're going to get hammered on here for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Just now, Fat Joe da Gangsta said: FFS You're going to get hammered on here for that. I know. ....and I should have thrown some raw meat in there first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 1 hour ago, CityDave said: Its crap but I tried a play on the Monty Python sketch with the disappearance of Davey Bhoy's 'strip them of their titles' thread, so poor the mod didn't even drop it in the OF forum or even bother to weld it to the last page in the BRALT. Davey Bhoy: I wonder where that thread has gone. Mod: You did love it so. You looked after it like a son. Davey Bhoy: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go. Mod: Is it in the cupboard? Mod: Wouldn't you like to know. It was a lovely little thread. Davey Bhoy: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go. Mod: Where can the thread be? Poster in audience: Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau? Mod: It is a most elusive thread. Davey Bhoy: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go! Mod: Oh thready, thready, thready, thready. Davey Bhoy: Thread, thread, thread, thready oh! Mod: Oh thready, thready, thready thread. Davey Bhoy: That went wherever I did go. CHECK HIS TRUNK!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 On the subject of Davie Bhoy, he has just announced he fears Craig Thompson will shaft Sellick in order to punish Chris Sutton.... His appearance on the tartan army forum was as welcome as Craig Levein coming back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 His appearance on the tartan army forum was as welcome as Craig Levein coming back. He'd have fitted in nicely with all the other mentalists on that subforum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 14 hours ago, Bairnardo said: On the subject of Davie Bhoy, he has just announced he fears Craig Thompson will shaft Sellick in order to punish Chris Sutton.... Just spotted this. Having a heads gone in a thread about a game that your team are most likely going to win without too much effort, that hasn't kicked off yet, is massively impressive work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Im_rodger having a meltdown on the Celtic vs rangers thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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