Billy Jean King Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Now to work out a way to get them to the shops in time.Haven't they heard of DHL ? Mail order Turkeys , it's a fucking genius idea.Sent from my SM-A750FN using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 They'll do a turkey drop. Just fire them out the back of a cargo plane and let the people scavenge to save Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 22 hours ago, sparky88 said: Keeping an open border with rUK will be a red line for a post independence negotiating team. And that will limit what sort of relationship Scotland can have with the EU. Incidentally, the UK still hasn't sorted the issues with the Irish border. David Frost kicks the can down the road every 6 months in the hope a unicorn turns up (ie a technological solution that avoids border checks) This is another one of these "indy is difficult because England has totally fucked up". arguments. And I think you're right about the way the challenge will be seized upon. But we had the "guards on the border" pish in 2014 and at some point the existing UK is going to have to resolve the Irish border problem and the Protocol problem. It isn't tenable to run with the current bollocks indefinitely. That means either they find the technology or they row back on some of the UK red lines. Bottom line is that Scotland didn't vote for this fiasco and we need out. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 1 hour ago, HTG said: and at some point the existing UK is going to have to resolve the Irish border problem and the Protocol problem. It isn't tenable to run with the current bollocks indefinitely. I don't see Yes winning unless Frost and the UK cabinet find a way to enable frictionless trade between UK and NI. This may take years. To be honest, it's time the SNP will have because no other party will be in power this side of independence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baxter Parp Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 27 minutes ago, sparky88 said: I don't see Yes winning unless Frost and the UK cabinet find a way to enable frictionless trade between UK and NI. This may take years. To be honest, it's time the SNP will have because no other party will be in power this side of independence. In the event of a successful referendum Frost and the UK cabinet will find a way to make trade frictionless pronto or they will have to find a way to replace the gigawatts of electricity that pass from Scotland to England every year. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 41 minutes ago, Baxter Parp said: In the event of a successful referendum Frost and the UK cabinet will find a way to make trade frictionless pronto or they will have to find a way to replace the gigawatts of electricity that pass from Scotland to England every year. The Army called in as squaddies mount fixed Boris bikes with their dynamos attached to the National Grid... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 (edited) 30 minutes ago, tamthebam said: The Army called in as squaddies mount fixed Boris bikes with their dynamos attached to the National Grid... Touchy subject but would a lot of our prostitutes have been sent back too? Edited October 3, 2021 by Tony Ferrino 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 @welshbairn - you're right about the tonic water situation. I've been monitoring it at the supermarkets round here too, and the cupboard is usually bare. I suggest replacing the tonic with more gin, or possibly a more masculine drink like Bacardi. lolzers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 (edited) 13 minutes ago, BFTD said: @welshbairn - you're right about the tonic water situation. I've been monitoring it at the supermarkets round here too, and the cupboard is usually bare. I suggest replacing the tonic with more gin, or possibly a more masculine drink like Bacardi. lolzers. I'm a champion panic buyer, 24 litres of Schweppes from Amazon in the garage and a full tank of petrol. Edited October 3, 2021 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 17 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I'm a champion panic buyer, 24 litres of Schweppes from Amazon in the garage and a full tank of petrol. I suggest you celebrate your good planning by replacing the tonic with more gin. Would be amusing if there was a gin shortage and you just ended up with loads of tonic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: I'm a champion panic buyer, 24 litres of Schweppes from Amazon in the garage and a full tank of petrol. Get you! Oh wait, I read that as "champagne". As you were. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Seems like brexit is going so well they have extended they short term visa from 24th Dec to 31st Dec. Anyone want to bet for more extensions? https://www.nfuonline.com/sectors/poultry/poultry-news/temporary-poultry-visa-scheme-how-to-apply/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 12 minutes ago, 101 said: Seems like brexit is going so well they have extended they short term visa from 24th Dec to 31st Dec. Anyone want to bet for more extensions? https://www.nfuonline.com/sectors/poultry/poultry-news/temporary-poultry-visa-scheme-how-to-apply/ I looked at one of the recruitment agencies they're using. Bring your own bed. https://agrecruitment.eu/participants/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 On 02/10/2021 at 22:34, HTG said: They'll do a turkey drop. Just fire them out the back of a cargo plane and let the people scavenge to save Christmas. Why fire them out of the back of a plane. Just cross breed them with homing pigeons and get them to fly to whoever wants to eat them for dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Why fire them out of the back of a plane. Just cross breed them with homing pigeons and get them to fly to whoever wants to eat them for dinner.Just tell Bernard to open the shed and let them waddle out while the peasants wait with crossbows. Obvious innit.Sent from my SM-A750FN using Tapatalk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 ‘Brexit has little to do with it!' Reasons for petrol crisis laid bare by lorry driver (msn.com) So all you remoaners can just shut up. Some 72 year old ex lorry driver says that the petrol shortage has little to do with Brexit. God I love the Daily Express. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 8 hours ago, welshbairn said: I looked at one of the recruitment agencies they're using. Bring your own bed. https://agrecruitment.eu/participants/ I had a wee look for this company on the Companies House website but there’s no match. Of course there’s every likelihood they are a non-U.K. company as their e-Mail address suggests or are a non-limited company. If they are a U.K. company their website does not comply with certain legal requirements. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O'Kelly Isley III Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 53 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I had a wee look for this company on the Companies House website but there’s no match. Of course there’s every likelihood they are a non-U.K. company as their e-Mail address suggests or are a non-limited company. If they are a U.K. company their website does not comply with certain legal requirements. Apparently the 'ag' stands for Alfred Garnett Recruitment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendan Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: I had a wee look for this company on the Companies House website but there’s no match. Of course there’s every likelihood they are a non-U.K. company as their e-Mail address suggests or are a non-limited company. If they are a U.K. company their website does not comply with certain legal requirements. Wouldn't it be this lot? https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/09562180 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Mahelp Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 We've went from 'oven ready deal' and 'easiest deal in history', to 'transition period where problems were expected'. It says everything you want to know abour Johnson, the Tories, and their right wing lapdogs in the press that this is being trumpeted without even the blink of an eye, as if all the promises made 5 years ago about Brexit never even existed. It honestly is taking brass necks to a new level. God, how I detest the UK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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