Aidan Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Been invited to a party with a group of folk I don't know, but apparently there's a bird going who's a bit of a slag and likes younger men so I'm definitely making an appearance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 5 minutes ago, Aidan said: Been invited to a party with a group of folk I don't know, but apparently there's a bird going who's a bit of a slag and likes younger men so I'm definitely making an appearance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: You trying to put him off his steak pie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 You trying to put him off his steak pie? Somebody should say "wid" for politeness. Etiquette demands this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Scary Bear said: Somebody should say "wid" for politeness. Etiquette demands this. Feel free Mr S Bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Been invited to a party with a group of folk I don't know, but apparently there's a bird going who's a bit of a slag and likes younger men so I'm definitely making an appearance! Have fun tomorrow morning, waking up in her bedroom humming of spunk, fanny batter, sweat and feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Wid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Have fun tomorrow morning, waking up in her bedroom humming of spunk, fanny batter, sweat and feet Sweet Jesus...that's a horrible, but entirely likely, prospect for young Aidan. Happy hunting to him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 53 minutes ago, welshbairn said: You just know that she'll be reeking of fags and pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Aidan said: Been invited to a party with a group of folk I don't know, but apparently there's a bird going who's a bit of a slag and likes younger men so I'm definitely making an appearance! No I'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: You just know that she'll be reeking of fags and pish. Aye, but with her experience young Aidan will reach heights of pleasure he didn't think possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Sitting in alone and bored feeling sorry for myself Snap! Although I've got six beers in that I intend on sinking to help me remember that life isn't that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Have fun tomorrow morning, waking up in her bedroom humming of spunk, fanny batter, sweat and feet Sounds glorious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 What's the fascination wi kilts anaw?Why no where it for Christmas Day? Easter Sunday or St Andrews Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shandon Par Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Morning was a hungover washout. Gym/sauna this afternoon then pub (no boozing). Home now. Want to read a book but been told I need to socialise with guests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Morning was a hungover washout. Gym/sauna this afternoon then pub (no boozing). Home now. Want to read a book but been told I need to socialise with guests. Less moaning, more pictures of your cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, Allan Jacobsen said: Less moaning, more pictures of your cat. Sorry - will have a couple of espressos to get me out of the Rev I M Jolly mode. Cat has been waking me up about 4am the last few nights. Think he's looking for help to find the red dot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 On my third or something, away to meet my pal and his missus at the pub for a few before heading back to his for a couple of drinks. My girlfriend is doing her usual hunt for clothes moaning she has nothing to wear. There is a pile of clothes on her bed the size of Ben Nevis as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Sorry - will have a couple of espressos to get me out of the Rev I M Jolly mode. Cat has been waking me up about 4am the last few nights. Think he's looking for help to find the red dot. I understand. Cats are little rascals. I used to have three of them. One lived to be 20 and woke itself up once by farting too loudly. If you're going to be one of Rikki Fulton's religious characters, could you at least be this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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