Ross. Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 After a week or so of being a kind, considerate and thoughtful young man, I've spent the last couple of days feeling like death warmed up thanks to her sharing whatever bad AIDS she had. Thank f**k we've previously agreed that marriage is off the cards. I should have remained cold and detached like the c**t I usually am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 33 minutes ago, throbber said: There are a lot of stupid and irresponsible people out there mrcat. As I have said before people rush in to marriage as they have it in their heads that it is the thing to do when they reach a certain age or they believe that a marriage will solve all of their problems and then realise they have made a massive mistake when it's too late. Doesn't have to happen to you if you have a bit of sense about the issue. Also believe a lot of women want a wedding but not necessarily a marriage. They spend a while swept up in the whole wedding and once back from the honeymoon it's as if they've got their sight back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Should we be marrying more men? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Should we be marrying more men? I've already told you that I won't marry you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 What a terrific thread to read just before Christmas. What a bunch of miserable b*****ds you lot are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 If me and my ex hadn't split up last year we'd probably be engaged by now, or very soon and potentially own our own house. It was the realisation that I don't know that I'd ever marry (chances much decreased having read this thread) and think I could live quite happily without having kids that led to us splitting up, as she was dead set on both. I think the right decision was made really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 14 minutes ago, Poet of the Macabre said: What a terrific thread to read just before Christmas. What a bunch of miserable b*****ds you lot are. You should read the Falkirk thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 hmmmmmm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 35 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Should we be marrying more men? Plenty suckers out there in need of a good fleecing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Married at 18, only knew her for 10 months, 31 years on and i would still eat her shit off a wooden spoon. When you know you know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 1 minute ago, heedthebaa said: i would still eat her shit off a wooden spoon. But you won't eat a medium steak. Definitely OFTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Thought you would never ask. Plenty suckers out there in need of a good fleecing Yikes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 1 hour ago, heedthebaa said: Married at 18, only knew her for 10 months, 31 years on and i would still eat her shit off a wooden spoon. When you know you know Absolutely the question anyone doubting a move into marriage should be asking themselves: Would I eat her shit off a wooden spoon? 1) Yes - Jump straight into marriage, even if you've just recently met. 2) No - End it, and find another person who's shit you'd prefer to eat ( spoon must be wooden ). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 On 12/22/2016 at 03:41, Zen Archer said: If that's the same as lady boys, sjc is your man/woman. Not true. I refer you to @mrcat1990 's post below: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 I've already told you that I won't marry you. I want a man, not a monster and i don't want my bride to be pushed down the aisle in a pram. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Not true. I refer you to@mrcat1990 's post below: I accidentally was involved with a trans lady. You're the main fan and shall remain the expert on here for such matters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Just now, mrcat1990 said: I accidentally was involved with a trans lady. You're the main fan and shall remain the expert on here for such matters. To speak metaphorically. I've driven a lot of cars but this doesn't make me a mechanic whereas you've got the overalls and had a look under the bonnet...... Besides, I'm a respectable married family man these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Prenuptial agreements - not just for film stars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 (edited) Found out this week that my ex wife's 2nd husband has died,i actually feel sorry for her as I was not a great husband to her and she deserved happiness. We married too young and I was more interested in beer and football most of the time. Edited December 23, 2016 by keithgy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 3 hours ago, sjc said: To speak metaphorically. I've driven a lot of cars but this doesn't make me a mechanic whereas you've got the overalls and had a look under the bonnet...... Besides, I'm a respectable married family man these days. Respectable? Married? Family? As the Meatloaf song goes.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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