Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 41 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Some form of device that links all of your TV bits and pieces together so that you can turn everything on with a single click of a button (TV, Sky box, surround sound etc etc). Peep Show had a similar idea with "The Megatron" (1m 38) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 A grass cutting football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 30 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: A grass cutting football. I always fancied a simple laser beam, strong enough to cut grass in a second, but not any poles or the shed. Might be problematic with any birds' legs, but I guess if they're not flying, in the hedge or eating the food I've put out just for them then they may deserve the collateral damage. Also: a Kyrgyztani restaurant. Absolutely no idea what exactly it should serve, but I know I would certainly go simply out of interest (and to appear cultured). Suggestion: The 'Bishkek Burger': Beef burger fried with a dash of vodka, topped with onion and 'Fergana cheese'* and served with a side of rice. *Grated Tesco value cheddar, but the customer needn't know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I have come up with the idea of attaching a taser to one of those drone things. Then I emulate the Pied Piper of Hamelin by getting the good folk of towns like Peterheid and Arbroath to pay me to zap Scorries. If they don't pay I release my flock of maddened electrified Scorries on the towns while zapping random folk from the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 4 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: £3 coins. Make a million of them and sell them to the Royal Mint for £2million. They make £1million, we make £2million. win-win surely you could do the same thing by printing £500 notes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Just ask a million folk for a pound ( £1 is nothing really) and viola millionaire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Dazzle said: Just ask a million folk for a pound ( £1 is nothing really) and viola millionaire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: My easy money idea is this. It's a pain having to go all the way to the arsehole of Poland to visit Auschwitz. I will build a holocaust theme park here. All I need is wooden posts, barbed wire, a pile of broken glasses, pile of old shoes and a pile of false teeth. Very small outlay. Gift shop selling stripey pyjamas. I was going to call you a disgusting individual, but then I suddenly thought up the idea of a food van selling themed 'Arbeit Macht Fries'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 4 hours ago, Romeo said: What about 6 minute abs? All well and good until someone comes up with 5 minute abs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I don't know if i want my persona to be in the screen play. I don't want the show to specifically be about 8Mile but i want it to tell a story of social awkwardness and doing/saying strange things that get ridiculed. I think the jobby throwing scene should be at a dinner date when he is trying to impress a woman rather than a shower after a football game. Stick to the script, maybe you could bring in some guest star to play Mick, the unfortunate guy who had 8miles stoolie running down his YSL shirt. Mind and include the cider kicking and when he said he'd shag his Mum on the Milf thread if she looked like Rachel Hunter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 3 hours ago, throbber said: Me and my girlfriend managed to fix our hoover last week as it wasn't sucking anything up, it was a pretty proud achievement for me and there was serious talk of us starting a small family run business when we travel the country fixing Vax hoovers. I think Dysons would probably be beyond us sadly. There's decent money to be made from picking up folks' knackered old Dysons and doing them up; some people make a living by keeping an eye on listings on Freecycle and the like for people to come and take them away. They're b*****ds to take apart, but straightforward enough once you know what you're doing and have the tools. The problem with them is almost always that the owner never bothered to clean the filters, so the motor overheated and wore out quickly. New motors were about £20-£30 last time I checked. Not a bad profit margin, considering you can just rinse the rest of the plastic parts and they almost look like new. Anyway, I'm glad you finally sorted out the sucking problems in your house. Happy days chez Throbby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Also: a Kyrgyztani restaurant. Absolutely no idea what exactly it should serve, but I know I would certainly go simply out of interest (and to appear cultured). Suggestion: The 'Bishkek Burger': Beef burger fried with a dash of vodka, topped with onion and 'Fergana cheese'* and served with a side of rice. *Grated Tesco value cheddar, but the customer needn't know that. Oh yes. The "Issyk Kul" restaurant. In Kyrgyztan, like the rest of Central Asia, they are very keen on Sheep's head - and I have heard that they throw away the rest of the meat. The guest of honour gets to eat the eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 58 minutes ago, Fullerene said: In Kyrgyztan, like the rest of Central Asia, they are very keen on Sheep's head - and I have heard that they throw away the rest of the meat. The guest of honour gets to eat the eyes. Reminds me of that scene from Octopussy*, obviously inspiring a Bond themed restaurant (Licence to Grill). Casino Royale with Cheese, Golden Rib-Eye Steak. J.W Peppers etc etc... *Except Kamal Khan eats the eyes rather than give it to his guest (Bond). Scumbag behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Reminds me of that scene from Octopussy, obviously inspiring a Bond themed restaurant (Licence to Grill). Casino Royale with Cheese, Golden Rib-Eye Steak etc etc... "You only Liver twice""Live & Let Fry""Fishfinger""The man with the Golden Crumb""Piefall" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Like @Div Set up an internet football forum, move from Paisley to Chelsea to party with east European hookers, bottles of bolly, bags of ching. Run everything from your hot tub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 29 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: "You only Liver twice" "Live & Let Fry" "Fishfinger" "The man with the Golden Crumb" "Piefall" On Her Majesty's Sea Bass Ceviche (sorry) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 45 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Reminds me of that scene from Octopussy*, obviously inspiring a Bond themed restaurant (Licence to Grill). Casino Royale with Cheese, Golden Rib-Eye Steak. J.W Peppers etc etc... *Except Kamal Khan eats the eyes rather than give it to his guest (Bond). Scumbag behaviour. As you know, I am always trying to be helpful. It appears that Google Earth now offers Street view displays of Kyrgyzstan and especially Bishkek. This should be very useful for your new restaurant. Not sure how - but I will leave that to you. Incidentally, it does not do Street view for the other parts of Turkestan. Don't know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Rugster said: All well and good until someone comes up with 5 minute abs. What a stupid idea, abs in 5 minute FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I have thought about a business idea for a while that involves bags for picking up dog shit. If this post gets +5 rep or more I will share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I have thought about a business idea for a while that involves bags for picking up dog shit. If this post gets +5 rep or more I will share. Is the business called paws for a shite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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