GordonD Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Don't forget the bridesmaids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 minute ago, GordonD said: Don't forget the bridesmaids... Page Boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 58 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Was it Liam that produced the excellent art work? He could be the official drawer of the ceremonies, better than a photographer. Wedding would probably take part in a court room, so it would need to be a drawing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Jimmy 85 could be the minister. I think I've already been booked for that gig. Happy to do it. I'd want expenses though. Otherwise people start taking liberties. Before you know it, you're mowing their lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 @Hedgecutter won't require an invite, he'll find the location from an ill advised photo of the brides arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Bobby Skidmarks sends his regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: Who's Throbber? My throbber - that's whose throbber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 throbber's wedding would have lashings of booze and chips. It would be the summer's hottest event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I think throbber should have a P&B stag night. We can spend all day drinking in the Foot of the Walk, then get a rickshaw to the strippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Don't let Div be the wedding planner - if he takes the huff about something, the whole thing would stop for a couple of hours just as it was getting interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Marr1 said: I have no fucking clue in regards to what is going on. You're down for matron of honour, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 minute ago, ICTChris said: I think throbber should have a P&B stag night. We can spend all day drinking in the Foot of the Walk, then get a rickshaw to the strippers. No danger a rickshaw would make it up from Leith with the bride to be onboard if she came to look for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Who's Throbber? This is somewhat damaging to my feelings of self worth on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Imaginary, probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 5 minute Registry Office job after throbber's gambled away their savings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I've mocked up this CGI image of what the wedding might look like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 44 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I think throbber should have a P&B stag night. We can spend all day drinking in the Foot of the Walk, then get a rickshaw to the strippers. Would we have a kitty or just share pints? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Imaginary, probably. You're only getting an evening invite after this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: You're only getting an evening invite after this post. The marriage will be over by then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 The wedding breakfast will be held at Cosmos All-you-can-eat to keep the bride happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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