DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Thought you needed to be taller than that to join the Police? They relaxed the rules for me due to the size of my cock, which was submitted to them by photograph. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: They relaxed the rules for me due to the size of my cock, which was submitted to them by photograph. I see they had Sherlock Holmes perusing your application..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Thought you needed to be taller than that to join the Police? I've seen plenty of rather short female police officers patrolling the streets. They seem to be very angry with a massive short person chip on their shoulder, only the tiniest trace of a smile as they eventually fill out a ticket to put on somebody's windscree... ah, wait, I'm thinking of traffic wardens, sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I see they had Sherlock Holmes perusing your application..... I can assure you that after many enlarge image runs through a photocopier, I almost filled an A4 sheet- Landscape! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I was a right short arse and skinny when I was a young lad and when I was about 13 I started going out with an older girl who was a tall, buxom, wench. I found it a bit odd she was interested in me but didn't let it trouble me too much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 2 hours ago, throbber said: Do you introduce her to your friends and family as your "Current girlfriend"? It must make her feel very special about herself. Got to keep them on their toes. My friend who has been married for a number of years regularly speaks about his "current wife". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 18 hours ago, ICTChris said: I'm 6' and Mrs Chris is 5'3". I worked with a lassie who was 4'11" and she married a guy who was 6'5". As Hector Nicol would say - I used to go out with a lassie who was 6ft 4". I had to jack it in though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLANCY2KTID Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I'm 5'11" and my wife is 5' I wouldn't want a taller other half either. My best mates wife is the same height as him and when she puts heels on towers above him. Looks daunting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 4 hours ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: If you had finished that with "at the same time" - I'd be impressed or just think you were a Shandon Par alias. I don't think I've finished over any more than two at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 These folk with a massively shorter wife are OFTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I don't think I've finished over any more than two at the same time. You disappoint meWith your lies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Some people here have massive height insecurities. Outside Messi style hgh, you can't do anything about your height. Much more embarrassing to be seen in public with a morbidly obese other half than one a couple of inches taller imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 3 hours ago, CLANCY2KTID said: I'm 5'11" and my wife is 5' I wouldn't want a taller other half either. Just needs a flat head for the pint glass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Mrs a-p is the same 5'8" as me but always wears heels so towers above when we're out. She's also rather statuesque in nature (competitive swimmer). I love it, mainly as you see the looks on people's faces, consistently thinking 'how the f**k did that wee fat baldy tadger land that big ride?!' [emoji23] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 44 minutes ago, Fuctifano said: Some people here have massive height insecurities. Outside Messi style hgh, you can't do anything about your height. Much more embarrassing to be seen in public with a morbidly obese other half than one a couple of inches taller imo. @throbber slam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cerberus said: @throbber slam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 22 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Ruggy is taller than me, I don't know how much by. I'm 5ft 7. Men the same height or shorter don't appeal. Men 30 years older, now yer talking... 22 hours ago, throbber said: So thats me bombed out before we have even met. But I'm in with a chance at 6'4" and 64... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I've always seemed to hook up with tallish burds - the missus isn't far off the same height as me (5'10). There was only one occasion I got properly stung by height difference- I'd been at a gig at the Garage, and after it went to the little club upstairs where I saw a female acquaintance sitting with an incredible-looking pal I didn't recognise. I got talking to them, and while the other one was talking to somebody else at the table I asked the one I knew who her pal was. "Oh, that's my sister - you won't have met her before - she's been living up in Aberdeen at uni the last few years" Short pause. "She's single..." Ka-ching! Carried on talking to them, and eventually asked the sister if she wanted to dance. Big smile...YAAASSS! She got up. She kept on getting up. She must have been about 6'1 barefoot and...oh f**k...she was wearing heels which took her up to nearly a full head taller than me... I did the walk of shame to the dance floor all too aware of the sweet irony of being with probably the best-looking burd in the place but also knowing half the club was thinking "Who's that wee guy?" And, no - I didny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: I've always seemed to hook up with tallish burds - the missus isn't far off the same height as me (5'10). There was only one occasion I got properly stung by height difference- I'd been at a gig at the Garage, and after it went to the little club upstairs where I saw a female acquaintance sitting with an incredible-looking pal I didn't recognise. I got talking to them, and while the other one was talking to somebody else at the table I asked the one I knew who her pal was. "Oh, that's my sister - you won't have met her before - she's been living up in Aberdeen at uni the last few years" Short pause. "She's single..." Ka-ching! Carried on talking to them, and eventually asked the sister if she wanted to dance. Big smile...YAAASSS! She got up. She kept on getting up. She must have been about 6'1 barefoot and...oh f**k...she was wearing heels which took her up to nearly a full head taller than me... I did the walk of shame to the dance floor all too aware of the sweet irony of being with probably the best-looking burd in the place but also knowing half the club was thinking "Who's that wee guy?" And, no - I didny. ^^^^^^stared at her tits whilst dancing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Just now, Zen Archer said: ^^^^^^stared at her tits whilst dancing. Guilty. For once in my life I didn't have much alternative. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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