Cerberus Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Johnny Däpp said: I'm 5' 9" and Mrs Däpp is 5' 2". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 18 minutes ago, Rugster said: I think you know that mine was clearly in jest, whereas I don't think that whisky chaps was. the 'whisky chap' is a bit of an odd cove IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I'm 5' 9" and Mrs Däpp is 5' 2". She wears heels most of the time so thankfully she is still a bit shorter than me! I generally did prefer petite burds anyway with the exception of a liking for leggy burds when I was younger, my lack of height didn't quite work with that! My wee boys Mum was the same height as me so thankfully the wee yin will end up a bit taller than me but I said after her that I couldn't be with a lassie that's 5' 6" or more. When I was 16 I was with this burd for 2 months or something who was clearly 3 or 4 inches taller than me, that was just ridiculous Not this c**t again! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I'm 6' Mrs Root is 5'8". Tallest I've been with was 5'11" and she was pleased that I was taller than her rather than the other way round, not an issue for me, she even had size 10 feet. Shortest was a bit under 5', maybe 4'9" or 4'10" who was an Asian lassie. While I prefer petite 'mediteranean'' looking lassies, I'm with a gingwah and have been for over 18 years. I also wanted to be an astronaut or a train driver, you play the hand that's dealt you I guess, I've still not got the current one 'fixed' so not in a massive rush to risk an upgrade. I've found girls have more issues about height than guys generally, same with age, lassies seem to want a guy slightly older in a relationship, probably different if they're wanting sawn in half right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 OH is 5'10 whilst I'm 5'11. Excellent match for me being very similar with that little bit of male height superiority and she won't wear heels (as she'd be 6'+ and taller than me) which takes out a fair few PTTGOYNs on nights / events out. Downside is that I have to put up with the all too frequent complaints about how no clothes shops have long versions of her sizes (resulting in everything being ordered though post and a seemingly endless routine of going to the Royal Mail collection depot). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 15 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: OH is 5'10 whilst I'm 5'11. Excellent match for me being very similar with that little bit of male height superiority and she won't wear heels (as she'd be 6'+ and taller than me) which takes out a fair few PTTGOYNs on nights / events out. Downside is that I have to put up with the all too frequent complaints about how no clothes shops have long versions of her sizes (resulting in everything being ordered though post and a seemingly endless routine of going to the Royal Mail collection depot). Yup, I hear ya. Mrs Root goes on about her "monkey arms" and clothes being too short but then again, she has more of an issue about going up a size to get the extra length (ooh err). Its the same way that she's a size 10 12 because in her head she's still an ickle princess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I'm 6'2 and the missus is 5'2. Disgracefully short and mocked at every available opportunity. Short people are scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, Jimmy85 said: I'm 6'2 and the missus is 5'2. Disgracefully short and mocked at every available opportunity. Short people are scum. i hear you. The pair of you should be ashamed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 ...my brother. He lost a third of his body in a motorcycle accident. The middle third. But they sutured the hell out of him. He's fine now. Much shorter, but a good-looking, young, flat man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 My Missus is 5'2" but wearing heels more often than not. I'm 5'10". Went out with a Dutch girl that was slightly taller than me. Can't say it bothered me, might have bothered her mind you.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 My current girlfriend is about 5' 8", and I'm 6' 2", which I think is reasonable. I went on a Tinder date a while back and was running late so said I would meet her in the restaurant. She was sat down when I went in, looked really nice, had very good chat, was all going really well. Until, she stood up to go to the bathroom. She was 4' 10". We looked odd as f**k walking about afterwards.I really thought she was a quality lassie, so met her again for a second date. Again, went well, but just felt dead awkward being out with her, so shamefully ended it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I'm between 5'4" and 5'5". I think my tallest conquest is 6'5". Shortest would be 5'1" or 2". I don't recommend it, it's logistically challenging. I've set my POF search for a minimum 5'7". Dating website, thank you! Got a shag or two off it though, right enough. My current girlfriend is about 5' 8", and I'm 6' 2", which I think is reasonable. I went on a Tinder date a while back and was running late so said I would meet her in the restaurant. She was sat down when I went in, looked really nice, had very good chat, was all going really well. Until, she stood up to go to the bathroom. She was 4' 10". We looked odd as f**k walking about afterwards.I really thought she was a quality lassie, so met her again for a second date. Again, went well, but just felt dead awkward being out with her, so shamefully ended it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 16 minutes ago, Adam said: My current girlfriend is about 5' 8", and I'm 6' 2", which I think is reasonable. I went on a Tinder date a while back and was running late so said I would meet her in the restaurant. She was sat down when I went in, looked really nice, had very good chat, was all going really well. Until, she stood up to go to the bathroom. She was 4' 10". We looked odd as f**k walking about afterwards. I really thought she was a quality lassie, so met her again for a second date. Again, went well, but just felt dead awkward being out with her, so shamefully ended it. I can get where you're coming from but I got a mate who's about 6'5" and his ex wife was about 5' and while they were an odd looking couple (I even told them I'd love to see them fucking, just for the sheer 'what the f**k' rather than the pervy aspect (we were good friend but not that good)). I also had a 'dalliance' with a burd who had been with a guy who had a massive tadger, she reckoned that it wasn't all that great because he was so big she couldn't be 'tossed around' the same (she wasn't exactly a pixie herself), we're a funny bunch us people and have our own set of priorities whether its height or whatever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 5'10" and a wee bit for me, while Mrs Shotgun is listed at 5'3". That would make the top of her head a convenient place to rest a pint glass when out socialising if I could only talk her into it. Like others have said; I'd feel uncomfortable carrying on with a wumman taller than me although that's mostly just my own insecurities. Saying that; I did once spend a long ago summer mooning after an utter wid who was 6'2". She ended up marrying some mutant basketball player type who was around 7'. It was fucking weird watching the pair of them walk about in a crowd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I'm 6 foot but I'm not particularly bothered by height- just bloody grateful whoever it is...! At a Billy Connolly show I once sat next to a damn gorgeous blonde who was about 6ft 4. Her boyfriend was of similar height but distinctly ordinary looking and I thought "you're just going out with him because he's tall...". Going out with a girl taller than you might save your life though- in a thunderstorm they'll be struck by lightning first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I can get where you're coming from but I got a mate who's about 6'5" and his ex wife was about 5' and while they were an odd looking couple (I even told them I'd love to see them fucking, just for the sheer 'what the f**k' rather than the pervy aspect (we were good friend but not that good)). I also had a 'dalliance' with a burd who had been with a guy who had a massive tadger, she reckoned that it wasn't all that great because he was so big she couldn't be 'tossed around' the same (she wasn't exactly a pixie herself), we're a funny bunch us people and have our own set of priorities whether its height or whatever. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 5'11" tall and none of the 3 (so far) Mrs RN's have been over 5'7" or under 5'5". All have been older than me however..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnR989 Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I'm 6'3" with the Mrs being a lowly 5'2". I'm sure she's only with me because I can reach things in high places. Little does she know, but I'm only in it for her small hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 8 hours ago, Dindeleux said: The midgets are proper midgets, they use walking sticks etc because of their wee small legs. Yeh he's just your average middle aged man. He does have a caravan outside the house that he sleeps in some nights. It's very weird. I'll take some pictures if you want. Ha ha no its alright, sounds like quite the ticket to see them though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 9 hours ago, sjc said: Went out with a Dutch "girl" that was slightly taller than me and had enormous flappy hands. Can't say it bothered me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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