throbber Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 My current girlfriend Do you introduce her to your friends and family as your "Current girlfriend"? It must make her feel very special about herself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Do you introduce her to your friends and family as your "Current girlfriend"? It must make her feel very special about herself. Yes, she's a The Rangers fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Several inches taller, about the same height when she wears her highest heels, or whatever they are. That I can accept, just as well she can't walk in anything higher, otherwise we'd have a problem. [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 1 hour ago, sugna said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 My ex-fiancé was 5'11", I'm around 5'8", not really a problem, other than the fact she was a psychotic arsehole.That, and she used to borrow my trainers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Just now, DI Bruce Robertson said: My ex-fiancé was 5'11", I'm around 5'8", not really a problem, other than the fact she was a psychotic arsehole. That, and she used to borrow my trainers. Thought you needed to be taller than that to join the Police? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I'm 6ft and have never been with a girl taller than myself and never will, chances are they'd have big hands and big feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I'm 6ft and have never been with a girl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 8 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: I'll have you know I've had intercourse with over three women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I'll have you know I've had intercourse with over three women. If you had finished that with "at the same time" - I'd be impressed or just think you were a Shandon Par alias. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Thought you needed to be taller than that to join the Police? They relaxed the rules for me due to the size of my cock, which was submitted to them by photograph. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: They relaxed the rules for me due to the size of my cock, which was submitted to them by photograph. I see they had Sherlock Holmes perusing your application..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Thought you needed to be taller than that to join the Police? I've seen plenty of rather short female police officers patrolling the streets. They seem to be very angry with a massive short person chip on their shoulder, only the tiniest trace of a smile as they eventually fill out a ticket to put on somebody's windscree... ah, wait, I'm thinking of traffic wardens, sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I see they had Sherlock Holmes perusing your application..... I can assure you that after many enlarge image runs through a photocopier, I almost filled an A4 sheet- Landscape! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I was a right short arse and skinny when I was a young lad and when I was about 13 I started going out with an older girl who was a tall, buxom, wench. I found it a bit odd she was interested in me but didn't let it trouble me too much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 2 hours ago, throbber said: Do you introduce her to your friends and family as your "Current girlfriend"? It must make her feel very special about herself. Got to keep them on their toes. My friend who has been married for a number of years regularly speaks about his "current wife". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 18 hours ago, ICTChris said: I'm 6' and Mrs Chris is 5'3". I worked with a lassie who was 4'11" and she married a guy who was 6'5". As Hector Nicol would say - I used to go out with a lassie who was 6ft 4". I had to jack it in though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLANCY2KTID Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I'm 5'11" and my wife is 5' I wouldn't want a taller other half either. My best mates wife is the same height as him and when she puts heels on towers above him. Looks daunting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 4 hours ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: If you had finished that with "at the same time" - I'd be impressed or just think you were a Shandon Par alias. I don't think I've finished over any more than two at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 These folk with a massively shorter wife are OFTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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