milton75 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 A pot cupboard.A cutlery drawer.A utensil rack.A dishwasher.All areas that I have just had to rearrange because, despite multiple tellings, she can't manage to put things back in the CORRECT order.Argh. It must be to wind me up. There's no other explanation. She must know it winds me up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 One of my proudest marital moments was in primark, had a basket of stuff, she seen the queue and said "f**k that, put the basket down and take me to rose street" there were tears in my eyes, stay strong, it'll come in time You sir, have won at life. Respect 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 When forced to go clothes shopping we have to visit umpteen shops and she tries on multiple variations of clothing. This takes up most of the fucking afternoon and why the f**k does she bother to ask my opinion when it will be blatantly disregarded moments later as if I haven't a clue? SOOOOOOO........ from the first shop she visited where she was first going to pick out an outfit we have trudged across town looking at other garments in many shops only to FUCKING RETURN to the very first shop to buy what she originally wanted??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 20 minutes ago, milton75 said: A pot cupboard. A cutlery drawer. A utensil rack. A dishwasher. All areas that I have just had to rearrange because, despite multiple tellings, she can't manage to put things back in the CORRECT order. Argh. It must be to wind me up. There's no other explanation. She must know it winds me up. You have a pot on the utensils rack. Also, fork spoon knife. Who the f**k goes fork spoon knife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 20 minutes ago, milton75 said: A pot cupboard. A cutlery drawer. A utensil rack. A dishwasher. All areas that I have just had to rearrange because, despite multiple tellings, she can't manage to put things back in the CORRECT order. Argh. It must be to wind me up. There's no other explanation. She must know it winds me up. Woodwork in the top one could be introduced to some Flash and a cloth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 30 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: You have a pot on the utensils rack. Also, fork spoon knife. Who the f**k goes fork spoon knife? I have a pot, a griddle-pan, and two pans on that rack. I use the term flexibly. But the point remains that they MUST go in that order. RE the cutlery thing; anyone that isn't a savage goes fork, spoon, knife. Tell me this: in what order do you place those items of cutlery on the table? That's correct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 27 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Woodwork in the top one could be introduced to some Flash and a cloth. True, but I like clean outside surfaces, and am less bothered about interior ones. My inconsistencies make me a fascinating and very sexy creature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, milton75 said: RE the cutlery thing; anyone that isn't a savage goes fork, spoon, knife. Tell me this: in what order do you place those items of cutlery on the table? That's correct. By that logic you should put your plates in between the knives and forks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Just now, Shotgun said: By that logic you should put your plates in between the knives and forks No, they wouldn't fit. I am applying logic, insofar as practicality allows, to the situation. I don't claim to be perfect, just not a savage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Well, I hope you put your dessert spoons and tea spoons to the right of your knives at least. Then your seafood forks (as opposed to your fish fork, which goes on the left between the dinner fork and the salad fork.) Out of interest, do you also pay attention to the location of the water goblet, champagne flute, red wine glass, white wine glass and sherry glass? Ticks me off when people stack those in the wrong order in the dishwasher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Well, I hope you put your dessert spoons and tea spoons to the right of your knives at least. Then your seafood forks (as opposed to your fish fork, which goes on the left between the dinner fork and the salad fork.) Out of interest, do you also pay attention to the location of the water goblet, champagne flute, red wine glass, white wine glass and sherry glass? Ticks me off when people stack those in the wrong order in the dishwasher. I only have fancy cutlery like those in a silly box set that someone gave us. I'll be honest; I have never found fish knives to be massively advantageous over their less specialised brethren. You'll note that the steak knives also aren't there - I have a special wooden box for those Edited July 10, 2017 by milton75 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Is that one of those knives for opening oysters? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Anyway, the point of this is not a discussion about whether I am right or wrong. It should be assumed that I am right, or at least not prepared to admit when I am wrong. The point is that my girlfriend DEFIES me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 minute ago, supermik said: Is that one of those knives for opening oysters? It is. It has opened my hand also. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 When I was a student I didn't have one of those plastic separators so i just used to fire all the cutlery into the same drawer. It was all over the place. It sounds like it would send Milton on an oyster knife stabby rampage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Hands up who'd rather live here than Milton's house? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: OCD thread for this pish. I do think I might have OCD. But does that exclude my gripes from this thread? Greenie for you anyway. 1 minute ago, Cerberus said: When I was a student I didn't have one of those plastic separators so i just used to fire all the cutlery into the same drawer. It was all over the place. It sounds like it would send Milton on an oyster knife stabby rampage. It would make me worse than stabby. Greenie for you. 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Hands up who'd rather live here than Milton's house? They clearly don't have a cutlery drawer, so have no frame of reference as to the level of fury I'm in. Consequently, no greenie for you I'm afraid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 15 minutes ago, milton75 said: I'll be honest; I have never found fish knives to be massively advantageous over their less specialised brethren. For Filet-O-Fish™, you're just as well with plastic forks, tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Just now, throbber said: No matter how many times i ask her, she still refuses to insert household items into my anus. I'll do it, as long as I get to choose which ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: No matter how many times i ask her, she still refuses to insert household items into my anus. Throbber returns home to find his sex toy collection has been cleared out the pleasure room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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