velo army Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 1 hour ago, The_Kincardine said: Is this an east coast/Angus/Mearns shite? 26 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: This is potentially more incendiary than square/slice/lorne or juice/ginger/lemonade. What cretinous species of human calls a flat surface in a kitchen a bunker? People from Larkhall call them bunkers as well. Strange race of people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Cleaning up after women? What the f**k is wrong with you c***s?its expected these days. blame those bra burning bints they put the idea in womens heads 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: It would appear that a large proportion of the posters on P&B, live with utter tramps. I think they get the partners they deserve... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growl3th Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 This is potentially more incendiary than square/slice/lorne or juice/ginger/lemonade. What cretinous species of human calls a flat surface in a kitchen a bunker?Me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 1 hour ago, The_Kincardine said: What cretinous species of human calls a flat surface in a kitchen a bunker? 4 minutes ago, Growl3th said: 1 hour ago, The_Kincardine said: This is potentially more incendiary than square/slice/lorne or juice/ginger/lemonade. What cretinous species of human calls a flat surface in a kitchen a bunker? Me. Have a Charles for effort...sadly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 2 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: This is potentially more incendiary than square/slice/lorne or juice/ginger/lemonade. What cretinous species of human calls a flat surface in a kitchen a bunker? My copy of the Concise Scots Dictionary, 1999 Polygon edition defines a Bunker as a chest or box freq. used as a seat as one of the word's meanings. Also this might enlighten you http://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/sndns614 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eednud said: My copy of the Concise Scots Dictionary, 1999 Polygon edition defines a Bunker as a chest or box freq. used as a seat as one of the word's meanings. Also this might enlighten you http://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/sndns614 There is one huge problem here, Edmund...you are trying to use facts to confound me. See: My take? I have never heard this expression used before ergo it is shite patter from folk from Angus/Dundee/Mearns. BTW where are you from? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: There is one huge problem here, Edmund...you are trying to use facts to confound me. See: My take? I have never heard this expression used before ergo it is shite patter from folk from Angus/Dundee/Mearns. BTW where are you from? Facts will very often confound people, especially when the facts are true. The giveaway of where I'm originally from is in my name. not the quiz version. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eednud said: Facts will very often confound people, especially when the facts are true. The giveaway of where I'm originally from is in my name. not the quiz version. You know that I knew that? 'Bunker' though... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: You know that I knew that? 'Bunker' though... Thought you'd gone bunkers and forgotten. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Just now, Eednud said: Thought you'd gone bunkers and forgotten. As if! Much planned for the weekend? Back on topic, my son had his interview with Cambridge yesterday. His maw wants him to stay with her for the weekend to 'talk about it'. He wants to stay with me and go to the pub with his pals! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growl3th Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 What else would you call kitchen bunker? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 5 hours ago, Growl3th said: What else would you call kitchen bunker? Yep, we also called it a bunker. I thought it was something to do where the coalman would store the coal back in the good old days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 8 hours ago, ah-dee said: 10 hours ago, tree house tam said: Cleaning up after women? What the f**k is wrong with you c***s? its expected these days. blame those bra burning bints they put the idea in womens heads The more these fucking weasels clean up after them the more they're expected to do it. Tell the fucking minky bitches to tidy the f**k up or f**k the f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 (edited) On 20/11/2018 at 13:07, Jacksgranda said: In my experience it's better thinking that than saying that. Something along the lines of "It's very nice" usually suffices. Also, try to tease out of her if it's a "bargain" and congratulate her if it is. Women love being complimented about "bargains". Just been shown another ornament - we need another ornament like I need another hole in my behind - actually it's a Christmas ornament, great! - and I told her "Very nice". She's sitting there all pleased "as it lights up" and I've told her it's very nice. Not sure if it's a "real" bargain as it cost £15.00 - hard to judge bargains for plastic Christmas decorations* - but she's happy and I've got peace to continue on the laptop without having created an "atmosphere". F*** me, she's bought two of them! * They "look like metal" and are "quite heavy", so I've surmised they are a bargain. Further edit: I must say they don't look too bad, sitting on the mantelpiece all aglow. Edited December 8, 2018 by Jacksgranda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 12 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Tramp in the kitchen, angel in the bedroom. Unfortunatly. I didn't think tramps had gas cookers to light their fags 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 The more these fucking weasels clean up after them the more they're expected to do it. Tell the fucking minky bitches to tidy the f**k up or f**k the f**k off.the infuriating thing is its not minky shite mine leaves about the pkavmce its keys and handbags etc. oh and shes always "just away to do that" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 On 06/12/2018 at 20:59, Gaz FFC said: Safe to assume that women are happy to live like fucking tramps ETA mine actually has a go at me to everyone because I keep tidying her stuff. When we have company round and I put things away she will shout "see!!!! look at him putting all my stuff away" Since when was tidying seen as the crime here? Exactly the same here. Drives me fucking mental. Will hang about 5 coats on the back of a chair then moan she can't find things. Put them back then! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 9 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: Exactly the same here. Drives me fucking mental. Will hang about 5 coats on the back of a chair then moan she can't find things. Put them back then! Did you tell her to look on the back of the chair? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Muir Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Yep, we also called it a bunker. I thought it was something to do where the coalman would store the coal back in the good old days. Leaving something on a kitchen worktop is leaving it on the side and a bunker is an outside box/container for coal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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