Widge Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Non-driving girlfriend has left the house this morning with my car keys in her pocket as she used them last night to get her stuff out the car. This is the same girl who demanded that we have a tray for keys by the door and never uses it. She loses her keys 3/4 times a week and now when I’ve got a 10.30 meeting and need the car she’s fucked me over now! How many times, use the bloody tray!! Every time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Widge said: Non-driving girlfriend has left the house this morning with my car keys in her pocket as she used them last night to get her stuff out the car. This is the same girl who demanded that we have a tray for keys by the door and never uses it. She loses her keys 3/4 times a week and now when I’ve got a 10.30 meeting and need the car she’s fucked me over now! How many times, use the bloody tray!! Every time! Do you not have a spare key? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Do you not have a spare key?Ironically at my parents house as I left it there the last time I went over. Which admittedly is my fault, but doesn’t take away from the focus of my rant! [emoji23] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 We had 2 TV’s, until she sold hers to her sister for university, whilst claiming we only need one. Last night she decided we need a second one for the bedroom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 51 minutes ago, mizfit said: We had 2 TV’s, until she sold hers to her sister for university, whilst claiming we only need one. Last night she decided we need a second one for the bedroom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 hour ago, mizfit said: We had 2 TV’s, until she sold hers to her sister for university, whilst claiming we only need one. Last night she decided we need a second one for the bedroom. Bit much for a second hand telly. Unless it's one of these new uni's that's really just a techy college calling itself a university 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Widge said: Non-driving girlfriend has left the house this morning with my car keys in her pocket as she used them last night to get her stuff out the car. This is the same girl who demanded that we have a tray for keys by the door and never uses it. She loses her keys 3/4 times a week and now when I’ve got a 10.30 meeting and need the car she’s fucked me over now! How many times, use the bloody tray!! Every time! She loses her keys 3 quarters times a week??????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 14 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: She loses her keys 3 quarters times a week??????? I'm more concerned that she's fucked him over the car t.b.h. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 My wife puts items in the tumble dryer knowing full well that they are labelled as "not to be tumble dried" and that the tumble dryer will ruin them, on the basis that "How else am I going to dry them in time for tonight?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 minute ago, hk blues said: I'm more concerned that she's fucked him over the car t.b.h. They're into dogging then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Gaz FFC said: They're into dogging then? Clearly. These type of people should be locked up and the key thrown away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Just now, hk blues said: Clearly. These type of people should be locked up and the key thrown away. or put in his girlfriends pocket 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, hk blues said: Clearly. These type of people should be locked up and the key thrown away. Well, it appears she's already managed the second part... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 2 hours ago, mizfit said: We had 2 TV’s, until she sold hers to her sister for university, whilst claiming we only need one. Last night she decided we need a second one for the bedroom. Sister of the year! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Same here. A constant reminder that the stairs are a main thoroughfare of escaping a fire doesn't seem to be enough.To be fair if I had a kitchen fire, i find it unlikely I might nip upstairs and then jump out the window breaking both legs as my prime method of escape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Wife had a day off yesterday and we have people coming over tonight so she said that she'd give the house a tidy. Place wasn't too bad but there were christmas bags/wrapping paper etc dotted about the living room. Kitchen needed recycling taken out. I come back from work to find that the living room is in the exact same condition it was when I left, recycling still full but don't worry she'd not been sitting doing nothing. She'd been clearing out under our bed. Thank f**k for that! Now when your family come in tonight we can all go up and crawl under the bed as it's the tidiest part of the house. Why would you not tidy the areas that people are actually going to be in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 It didn't infuriate so much as baffle me. The wee one has a sickness bug just now and it's like something out of The Exorcist when she blows. I was in bed last night and she was sick. We were too late getting to her for the first batch, but it seems to come in waves. I went to her room but was beaten by my good lady. I assumed she had took the wee one out of bed and was leaning her over the basin in her room. But she comes flying out the room barging past me with the wee one, who then spews all over the hall carpet and the bathroom floor. I'm stood annoyed with myself thinking I must have forgotten to put the basin in the room. I walk in to the room and see it sitting right next to the bed. At which point I actually am fizzing. The wee one can't help where she's sick and it comes out, but I'm angry with the lack of logic from my Mrs. I calm down and ask her nicely why she didn't put Aila over the bowl, to which she responds "it would have splashed up". I mean ffs! What's a wee bit of backsplash comparing to a covered carpet and bathroom floor? I genuinely struggle trying to figure out how her mind works sometimes. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 We had originally planned to move house a couple of years from now. After reassessing our finances after a new pay deal and with the overtime I'm now working, I let her know that we should be in a position to move next autumn, maybe late summer at a push.Since the start of this week she has effectively bricked up the hall closet with boxes full of books, cds, ornaments, paperwork etc ready for the move!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 We had originally planned to move house a couple of years from now. After reassessing our finances after a new pay deal and with the overtime I'm now working, I let her know that we should be in a position to move next autumn, maybe late summer at a push. Since the start of this week she has effectively bricked up the hall closet with boxes full of books, cds, ornaments, paperwork etc ready for the move!! "Closet" eh? Barrage incoming! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 59 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: This: If you killed her in her sleep I'd let you off if I was on the jury. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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