philpy Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 "I've left something upstairs, can you get it for me??" FFS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, philpy said: "I've left something upstairs, can you get it for me??" FFS Mine pulls that trick. Also waits on me standing up and it's "get me a drink" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 "I've left something upstairs, can you get it for me??" FFSMy girlfriend normally hits out with “Whilst you’re up, can you get X for me?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 If I even look like I'm heading to the kitchen I get handed something to take with me. (To be fair, she suffers from rheumatoid arthritis and has difficulty standing/walking/gripping things.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 5 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: (To be fair, she suffers from rheumatoid arthritis and has difficulty gripping things.) Aye, I've been hearing that one a lot lately too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 On 20/12/2018 at 22:32, heedthebaa said: She has the fucking remote control tonight, so it’s been the Xmas movie channel, eastenders and now MTV Xmas, thank f**k for alcohol Mine is like this too. We have 2 TVs in the house that are connected to their own Virgin box. Complains that I hog the tv "watching all the sports", but any time i suggest she goes and watches what she wants on the other tv, or i offer to do that so she can watch on the main tv, she says no. Any time she does watch TV she spends at least half the time on her phone anyway so not sure what the issue is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 (edited) Recently my partner has decided that drying socks on the towel rack in the bathroom leaving no room for an actual towel is a great idea. There was me thinking that was what tumble driers/radiators were for. Edited January 7, 2019 by Rizzo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Tries to do a Scottish accent. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 11 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: If I even look like I'm heading to the kitchen I get handed something to take with me. Mines the opposite. Sits on her arse surrounded by her own empty cups and plates and yet still goes through to the kitchen to get even more stuff. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Not rinsing plates before leaving then for washing. Does my nut in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Mines the opposite. Sits on her arse surrounded by her own empty cups and plates and yet still goes through to the kitchen to get even more stuff. It's a rule that every cup in the house gets used before any are washed, are you daft? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 34 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's a rule that every cup in the house gets used before any are washed, are you daft? I’m not expecting her to wash anything. But if she’s going through to the kitchen to light her 15th fag of the morning off the cooker, she could at least take through the plate from the night before lasts tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 7, 2019 Author Share Posted January 7, 2019 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’m not expecting her to wash anything. But if she’s going through to the kitchen to light her 15th fag of the morning off the cooker, she could at least take through the plate from the night before lasts tea. I hate your wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I hate your wife. Thanks m8. I was beginning to think it was just me . 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I hate your wife. If she gets him in a right state all is well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 2019's new thing seems to be keeping the tv remote(s) right beside the tv rather than on the arm of the couch where it's happily lived for years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 7, 2019 Author Share Posted January 7, 2019 37 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Thanks m8. I was beginning to think it was just me . To be fair to her, there are two sides to every story. Is she on a similar forum where she lists your bad habits that we can read? The lazy b*****d leaves his green trousers in the corner of the room expecting me to pick them up and wash them. Plus he does f**k all at work all day and comes home and sits on his fat arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamieson87 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Cannot figure out how to correctly turn off taps. Tightens it just enough so there is still a little drip....drip....drip. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: To be fair to her, there are two sides to every story. Is she on a similar forum where she lists your bad habits that we can read? The lazy b*****d leaves his green trousers in the corner of the room expecting me to pick them up and wash them. Plus he does f**k all at work all day and comes home and sits on his fat arse. Yes, I believe she's a mod on Mumslightingfagsoffcookers.net 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 4 hours ago, JamieThomas said: Tries to do a Scottish accent. Yep, so does mine, especially when we watch someone on TV like Still Game. Just repeats it all and it does my fucking head in. I turned on Alba the other night to watch the Morton V County game, and her face when it started was just bewilderment. I could see her trying to work out what was going on before after five minutes saying "are they trying to speak French". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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