Cerberus Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 My bird is a size 6 or 8 or something so she's far too small to get into my stuff. Either you're a wee fella or she is a big lass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 My bird is a size 6 or 8 or something so she's far too small to get into my stuff.Good evening, Mr. Krankie........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 5 hours ago, NJ2 said: Why does she want to wear your jumper to work? Why isn’t she wearing her own jumper if she wants to wear a jumper? The problem with women wearing men's jumpers is usually not the sleeves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Widge said: Asks if she can wear my jumper to work (a good one at that) and I say alright, just don’t roll up the sleeves. (As they go baggy) “Can’t promise anything” “Don’t roll up the sleeves” “Can’t promise anything” “I’m asking you not to roll up the sleeves” “Fine! I’ll wear something else” She’s now in a huff at work, not talking to me. How dare I ask her not to do something with an item of MY clothing. Wouldn't the chest get a bit baggy anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 5 hours ago, Cerberus said: My bird is a size 6 or 8 or something so she's far too small to get into my stuff. Either you're a wee fella or she is a big lass. But with disappointingly small breasts. I'm out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 "Can I wear your jumper to work?""No, thats a fucking stupid idea"Would have been a much more sensible way for that to play out. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LondonHMFC Posted December 19, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 19, 2018 Never lend clothing to my Mrs anymore, had an absolute shitemare a few months back when she had "football shirt day" at work. She wanted something big as she is conscious of her weight. So I said "take that Lazio shirt, it's fucking huge". It obviously didn't fit her which meant she cried like f**k for bloody ages whilst I rifled through my drawer pretending to be looking for the "correct" shirt before saying I must have flogged it on eBay. 32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 21 hours ago, Widge said: Because my taste in jumpers is vastly superior. It’s also a well known fact that girls steal their partners clothes, or is that just a modern generation thing? My wife does this constantly. She also steals my shower gel when she a cupboard piled high with unopened bath/shower gift sets she's received for Christmas/birthday presents over the years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I normally wear all my clothes when I go out, just to make sure she doesn't wear anything of mine. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 55 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I normally wear all my clothes when I go out, just to make sure she doesn't wear anything of mine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Yet when I dress up in her skirt and heels I'm a pervert...! Double standards IMO. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 57 minutes ago, The Saintee said: Yet when I dress up in her skirt and heels I'm a pervert...! Double standards IMO. Pics? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Yet when I dress up in her skirt and heels Wid 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I normally wear all my clothes when I go out, just to make sure she doesn't wear anything of mine. I'm sure the green trousers will be safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 “Why is their mince pies on the list for Christmas?” She asked. “Because you said you wanted them with ice cream as a choice for desert. ““I know but I don’t like them so don’t know why you’ve written them. “You asked for them. Maniac. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 6 hours ago, Deontay WildPar said: Pics? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 51 minutes ago, The Saintee said: What a player big Samaras was. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 12 hours ago, BigBo10 said: “Why is their mince pies on the list for Christmas?” She asked. “Because you said you wanted them with ice cream as a choice for desert. “ “I know but I don’t like them so don’t know why you’ve written them. “ You asked for them. Maniac. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 She has the fucking remote control tonight, so it’s been the Xmas movie channel, eastenders and now MTV Xmas, thank f**k for alcohol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 6, 2019 Author Share Posted January 6, 2019 I put the jug I used for making scrambled egg in the dishwasher earlier. Just came in to see it lying in the sink - no water, just standing there in an empty sink. Me - "Why's the jug in the sink?" Her - "Because egg stuff doesn't get washed properly in the dishwasher, it just solidifies". Me - "What, and throwing it in the sink will clean it?" No fucking wonder world wars start.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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