Dee Man Posted February 3, 2019 Author Share Posted February 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: That's a toastie and the idea of making that in the grill and not in a pan is even worse than the idea of cheese on toast with both sides toasted. A toastie in a pan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 12 minutes ago, Dee Man said: The first part - she doesn't toast the other side. She puts a slice of bread under the grill with cheese on top meaning you get bread with melted cheese on top with only the edges of the bread that the cheese doesn't cover being toasted. It's essentially hot bread with melted cheese on top. Sticking it in the microwave would give virtually the same result and save having to wait on the grill to heat up. It's madness. When the inevitable happens and molten cheese seeps through the bread and peels the skin from her fingers I hope you do the decent thing and refuse to help her find medical attention 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wires Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 The thing that infuriates me most about my partner is her desire to tickle my botty hole with a toothbrush. I’ve told her repeatedly I just don’t like it because it makes me quiver like she has just forced some soor plooms up my balloon knot but no, the toothbrush comes out each Saturday and tickle tickle. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 8 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: When the inevitable happens and molten cheese seeps through the bread and peels the skin from her fingers I hope you do the decent thing and refuse to help her find medical attention I've got a confession. I make it that way. The bread holds up ok. The secret is cheese. Not cut too thick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac.i Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 A toastie in a pan? I'll answer for him but hell yeah.... spread the outsides and put your filling in. Meantime have a decent heavy frying pan on the hob, add a tiny drop oil, fold a square of tin foil a but bigger than your toasties.Place toastie in pan, foil on top and a pan on top of that, flip when cooked.Crisp and crunchy... far superior to a toastie maker!!And easier to clean up too.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 16 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I've got a confession. I make it that way. The bread holds up ok. The secret is cheese. Not cut too thick. That's not very good for your diet, Serg.... Stick a pork chop under the grill instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: The first part - she doesn't toast the other side. She puts a slice of bread under the grill with cheese on top meaning you get bread with melted cheese on top with only the edges of the bread that the cheese doesn't cover being toasted. It's essentially hot bread with melted cheese on top. Sticking it in the microwave would give virtually the same result and save having to wait on the grill to heat up. It's madness. Mine Gets it wrong the othe way round. She puts the bread in the toaster first resulting in the exposed bits on the cheese side charring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 The first part - she doesn't toast the other side. She puts a slice of bread under the grill with cheese on top meaning you get bread with melted cheese on top with only the edges of the bread that the cheese doesn't cover being toasted. It's essentially hot bread with melted cheese on top. Sticking it in the microwave would give virtually the same result and save having to wait on the grill to heat up. It's madness. Has she made this abomination more than once? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, ICTJohnboy said: That's not very good for your diet, Serg.... Stick a pork chop under the grill instead. I have that while I'm waiting for the chop to be ready. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, mac.i said: I'll answer for him but hell yeah.... spread the outsides and put your filling in. Meantime have a decent heavy frying pan on the hob, add a tiny drop oil, fold a square of tin foil a but bigger than your toasties. Place toastie in pan, foil on top and a pan on top of that, flip when cooked. Crisp and crunchy... far superior to a toastie maker!! And easier to clean up too.... This. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Wires said: The thing that infuriates me most about my partner is her desire to tickle my botty hole with a toothbrush. I’ve told her repeatedly I just don’t like it because it makes me quiver like she has just forced some soor plooms up my balloon knot but no, the toothbrush comes out each Saturday and tickle tickle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 I'll answer for him but hell yeah.... spread the outsides and put your filling in. Meantime have a decent heavy frying pan on the hob, add a tiny drop oil, fold a square of tin foil a but bigger than your toasties.Place toastie in pan, foil on top and a pan on top of that, flip when cooked.Crisp and crunchy... far superior to a toastie maker!!And easier to clean up too....100% correct. Can go the whole hog and get some cheese on the outside too to make a crisp, but that’s a pain tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 3, 2019 Author Share Posted February 3, 2019 29 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Has she made this abomination more than once? Every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, mac.i said: I'll answer for him but hell yeah.... spread the outsides and put your filling in. Meantime have a decent heavy frying pan on the hob, add a tiny drop oil, fold a square of tin foil a but bigger than your toasties. Place toastie in pan, foil on top and a pan on top of that, flip when cooked. Crisp and crunchy... far superior to a toastie maker!! And easier to clean up too.... That's a grilled cheese... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 The last page or so of this has been horrifically eye opening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 18 hours ago, Wires said: The thing that infuriates me most about my partner is her desire to tickle my botty hole with a toothbrush. I’ve told her repeatedly I just don’t like it because it makes me quiver like she has just forced some soor plooms up my balloon knot but no, the toothbrush comes out each Saturday and tickle tickle. Is that before or after she brushes her teeth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 18 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I've got a confession. I make it that way. The bread holds up ok. The secret is cheese. Not cut too thick. I grate the cheese #rebel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 16 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: The last page or so of this has been horrifically eye opening. My mind is blown by this "toastie in a pan" chat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 18 hours ago, Wires said: The thing that infuriates me most about my partner is her desire to tickle my botty hole with a toothbrush. I’ve told her repeatedly I just don’t like it because it makes me quiver like she has just forced some soor plooms up my balloon knot but no, the toothbrush comes out each Saturday and tickle tickle. What end of the toothbrush? Oh and tell her you've just shat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 What kind of toothbrush? Electric? Manual? You get different heads with electric ones, so if it is an electric one then what sort of head do you use? Alternatively you can sellotape a big of Lego on to the head. If it's a manual do you get one with the wee tongue scraper bit on the back? One with the rubber bristles interspersed throughout? Hard? Soft? Medium? Do you fire up some mouthwash beforehand and well, and swill it around your anus? Do you floss the arse? So many options, and we need answers, and we need them now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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