Florentine_Pogen Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 "civic amenity recycling facility" Shirley?Good to see you old codgers keeping up with modern nomenclature.[emoji2] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 her - im off to bedme - ill be up soonher - no you wont youll fall asleep down there*half an hour laterme - thats me upher - well i bet you dont come up tomorrow night!repeat daily for the rest of your life! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 her - im off to bedme - ill be up soonher - no you wont youll fall asleep down there*half an hour laterme - thats me upher - well i bet you dont come up tomorrow night!repeat daily for the rest of your life!Tomorrow when she goes to bed leave the house and don’t go back. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 3, 2019 Author Share Posted February 3, 2019 Doesn't toast the other side of the bread when she makes toasted/roasted cheese or whatever you want to call it. I'm afraid anyone who agrees with her method is quite simply wrong. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Doesn't toast the other side of the bread when she makes toasted/roasted cheese or whatever you want to call it. I'm afraid anyone who agrees with her method is quite simply wrong. Oh good. This will go well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: Doesn't toast the other side of the bread when she makes toasted/roasted cheese or whatever you want to call it. I'm afraid anyone who agrees with her method is quite simply wrong. Are you married to Sting? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 3, 2019 Author Share Posted February 3, 2019 4 hours ago, MixuFixit said: #imwithher You can have her - you are as bad as each other. If I wanted bread with melted cheese on it I'd just fire a slice of bread with cheese on top into the microwave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 You can have her - you are as bad as each other. If I wanted bread with melted cheese on it I'd just fire a slice of bread with cheese on top into the microwave. Calling cards of morons thread for this pish. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 I'm confused about what she's doing You put two slices of bread under the grill and toast that side You take them out, turn them over, put cheese on one and put them back in, melting the cheese and toasting the other side of the other slice What bit is she missing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 3, 2019 Author Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm confused about what she's doing You put two slices of bread under the grill and toast that side You take them out, turn them over, put cheese on one and put them back in, melting the cheese and toasting the other side of the other slice What bit is she missing The first part - she doesn't toast the other side. She puts a slice of bread under the grill with cheese on top meaning you get bread with melted cheese on top with only the edges of the bread that the cheese doesn't cover being toasted. It's essentially hot bread with melted cheese on top. Sticking it in the microwave would give virtually the same result and save having to wait on the grill to heat up. It's madness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 3, 2019 Author Share Posted February 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: That's a toastie and the idea of making that in the grill and not in a pan is even worse than the idea of cheese on toast with both sides toasted. A toastie in a pan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 12 minutes ago, Dee Man said: The first part - she doesn't toast the other side. She puts a slice of bread under the grill with cheese on top meaning you get bread with melted cheese on top with only the edges of the bread that the cheese doesn't cover being toasted. It's essentially hot bread with melted cheese on top. Sticking it in the microwave would give virtually the same result and save having to wait on the grill to heat up. It's madness. When the inevitable happens and molten cheese seeps through the bread and peels the skin from her fingers I hope you do the decent thing and refuse to help her find medical attention 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wires Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 The thing that infuriates me most about my partner is her desire to tickle my botty hole with a toothbrush. I’ve told her repeatedly I just don’t like it because it makes me quiver like she has just forced some soor plooms up my balloon knot but no, the toothbrush comes out each Saturday and tickle tickle. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 8 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: When the inevitable happens and molten cheese seeps through the bread and peels the skin from her fingers I hope you do the decent thing and refuse to help her find medical attention I've got a confession. I make it that way. The bread holds up ok. The secret is cheese. Not cut too thick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac.i Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 A toastie in a pan? I'll answer for him but hell yeah.... spread the outsides and put your filling in. Meantime have a decent heavy frying pan on the hob, add a tiny drop oil, fold a square of tin foil a but bigger than your toasties.Place toastie in pan, foil on top and a pan on top of that, flip when cooked.Crisp and crunchy... far superior to a toastie maker!!And easier to clean up too.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 16 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I've got a confession. I make it that way. The bread holds up ok. The secret is cheese. Not cut too thick. That's not very good for your diet, Serg.... Stick a pork chop under the grill instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: The first part - she doesn't toast the other side. She puts a slice of bread under the grill with cheese on top meaning you get bread with melted cheese on top with only the edges of the bread that the cheese doesn't cover being toasted. It's essentially hot bread with melted cheese on top. Sticking it in the microwave would give virtually the same result and save having to wait on the grill to heat up. It's madness. Mine Gets it wrong the othe way round. She puts the bread in the toaster first resulting in the exposed bits on the cheese side charring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 The first part - she doesn't toast the other side. She puts a slice of bread under the grill with cheese on top meaning you get bread with melted cheese on top with only the edges of the bread that the cheese doesn't cover being toasted. It's essentially hot bread with melted cheese on top. Sticking it in the microwave would give virtually the same result and save having to wait on the grill to heat up. It's madness. Has she made this abomination more than once? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, ICTJohnboy said: That's not very good for your diet, Serg.... Stick a pork chop under the grill instead. I have that while I'm waiting for the chop to be ready. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, mac.i said: I'll answer for him but hell yeah.... spread the outsides and put your filling in. Meantime have a decent heavy frying pan on the hob, add a tiny drop oil, fold a square of tin foil a but bigger than your toasties. Place toastie in pan, foil on top and a pan on top of that, flip when cooked. Crisp and crunchy... far superior to a toastie maker!! And easier to clean up too.... This. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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