throbber Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Yesterday I was cooking ovens chips and she wanted some home made sweet potato fries. There wasn’t much space left in the oven so she put the sweet potato fries in the same baking tray as my oven chips and put oil over them and some of the oil got on my oven chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 49 minutes ago, throbber said: Yesterday I was cooking ovens chips and she wanted some home made sweet potato fries. There wasn’t much space left in the oven so she put the sweet potato fries in the same baking tray as my oven chips and put oil over them and some of the oil got on my oven chips. Did you "drain" them on some kitchen roll? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 hour ago, The_Kincardine said: Following up on this short conversation. Well, he got an offer* from King's College at the end of last week but wants to turn it down as 1. He wants to take a gap year and 2. He prefers Manchester or Durham. His maw (back on topic) is doing her fucking dinger and blaming me (very much on topic) - declaiming that my iconoclasticism is ruining my son's future. For me? I'm not sure if I should berate him for giving up a gilt-edged entry card to The Establishment or congratulate him on top trolling of his auld dear. Edit. * Offer is conditional in him achieving A*AA in his A Levels, naturally. Obviously a bright lad, you must be very proud of him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 9 minutes ago, Estragon said: Obviously a bright lad, you must be very proud of him. He's a lazy b*****d. Bright enough and I'll be proud when he beats me at draughts...the board game of champions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 4 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Following up on this short conversation. Well, he got an offer* from King's College at the end of last week but wants to turn it down as 1. He wants to take a gap year and 2. He prefers Manchester or Durham. 'Mon the Junior Kinky......... *(Greenied the original post for use of 'iconoclasticism' - outstanding use of Haunted Pussy's English....) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Ran a half full dishwasher last night before we’d made dinner. Then expected me to do all the washing up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 12 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: He's a lazy b*****d. Longer holidays at Cambridge I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 13 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: He's a lazy b*****d. Bright enough and I'll be proud when he beats me at draughts...the board game of champions Not like my dad, then, who threw a strop. I was about 10, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 On 1/25/2019 at 11:44, Darren said: Not like my dad, then, who threw a strop. I was about 10, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 Ran a half full dishwasher last night before we’d made dinner. Then expected me to do all the washing up. Have to say nothing causes more arguments between my wife and me, than the dishwasher and how it's loaded 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 20 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: This is turning into a regular exchange: Wife: Honey? Me (in a different room): Yes? Silence Me, a bit louder: Yes? Silence Me, louder still: Yes? Silence Me, voice quite raised now: Yes? Silence Me: *eyes turn black, ground begins to shake, flocks of birds take off in alarm*: YES? Wife: No need to shout Your wife calling you 'Honey' is ample reason to be posting in here tbh. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 31 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: This is turning into a regular exchange: Wife: Honey? Me (in a different room): Yes? Ah, women's never-ending assumption that you can hear perfectly well through 6 walls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ah, women's never-ending assumption that you can hear perfectly well through 6 walls. 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: I can hear her fine though, the infuriating bit is she can't hear my reply I normally take the kid to school in the morning and each morning, as we're about to leave, child and mother decide to start asking each other stuff they've had the previous hour to sort out. Kid half way out the door, Mrs upstairs, neither can hear the other. "whaaat?" "ayyy?" "whaaat?" "ehhh?". I'm going to bash their fucking brains in one day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: I can hear her fine though, the infuriating bit is she can't hear my reply She's probably remaining silent so you have to get up and come to see what she wants. Then she can say "Oh, while you're on your feet..." I just ignore mine unless her cries sounds like she's actually in pain or something. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I'm going to bash their fucking brains in one day. Bookmarked for pccabe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 (edited) We have a wee laundry room that doubles as a pantry. It's also where the cupboard containing the furnace heater is. When the washing machine, dryer and furnace are all running, the decibel volume is something approaching jet engine level. I can't remember the last time I set foot in there without the light of my life attempting to start a conversation from 2 walls away. Edited January 29, 2019 by Shotgun 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 I sometimes try a few new moves during sex to keep things interesting and she doesn’t appreciate them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Just now, Cerberus said: I sometimes try a few new moves during sex to keep things interesting and she doesn’t appreciate them. That's because either a) She's wondering who taught you them. b) She doesn't share your deviant impulses. I'm going with b. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 This is turning into a regular exchange: Wife: Honey? Me (in a different room): Yes? Silence Me, a bit louder: Yes? Silence Me, louder still: Yes? Silence Me, voice quite raised now: Yes? Silence Me: *eyes turn black, ground begins to shake, flocks of birds take off in alarm*: YES? Wife: No need to shout100% yes....minus the term “honey” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 25 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Bookmarked for pccabe. You’re overestimating him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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