nsr Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 29 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: Adults actually eat Nutella? My word. What do you eat? Marmite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Shaker Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 2 hours ago, nsr said: My wife is doing Slimming World and often insists that I make her a separate meal as what I'm making for the family is too fattening. Usually it's a Slimming World ready meal (whatever, just bang it in the microwave). Then one evening I go to make myself a tasty snack of Nutella on a toasted muffin, only to find that the gigantic jar of Nutella I purchased recently is down to the scrapings because she has it on her breakfast every morning after I leave for work. 2 hours ago, The Minertaur said: We did Slimming World for a while and it was utterly soul destroying. Constantly trying to work out how many syns were in a meal. My suggestion of us exercising more and cutting down on our snacks was scoffed at. Working out how much mayonnaise can be eaten with a burger? Much simpler. Slimming World is a piece of piss to get results from, if you can be arsed. If you're finding it soul destroying you're taking it too seriously or don't want to do it in the first place. The War Department took me to classes when we were doing IVF and I binned three and a half stone in a summer. I could probably have achieved as much by doing what SW advised - cut out the full bunner Irn-Bru, eat less bread, stop buying house biscuits - but it was worth going to keep winning slimmer of the week to the disgust of various Karen's and Angela's who thought losing one and a half pound a week was an achievement despite consuming nowt but gin between weigh-ins. Never changed the quantity of sauce, mayo, etc I ate or put on anything tho. If you're micromanaging it to that extent you're never going to get anywhere. Nutella and Slimming World don't go tho. Hell no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 We terrified a new starter at Slimming World on one occasion just after my wife had given birth to our daughter and the SW leader jokingly congratulated her on losing 15 pounds in a week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 19, 2019 Author Share Posted June 19, 2019 Trying to watch a film together and she starts talking about or asking about what other films/TV shows certain actors have been in. I do not give a f**k. Let me enjoy the film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: Trying to watch a film together and she starts talking about or asking about what other films/TV shows certain actors have been in. I do not give a f**k. Let me enjoy the film. I'm terrible for that. Always pausing stuff to search IMDB to see who has been in what or what the locations were. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Shaker Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 f**k knows how long we’ve had Sky for, or for how long she’s lived in houses which have also had Sky, but somehow she has not memorised the number of a single channel and still needs to use the planner to find anything. Naturally, scrolling is still done channel at a time, and not page at a time. And she can’t use the remote control without looking at it. And this means we regularly find ourselves in a situation where she’s taken so long to look down at the remote control to find the right button that the number pressed previously has disappeared off the screen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliethedug Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Just use the voice control. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 15 minutes ago, Jimmy Shaker said: f**k knows how long we’ve had Sky for, or for how long she’s lived in houses which have also had Sky, but somehow she has not memorised the number of a single channel and still needs to use the planner to find anything. Naturally, scrolling is still done channel at a time, and not page at a time. And she can’t use the remote control without looking at it. And this means we regularly find ourselves in a situation where she’s taken so long to look down at the remote control to find the right button that the number pressed previously has disappeared off the screen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Shaker Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Just use the voice control. I can’t imagine any voice activated set-up understanding ‘what channels that programme that I like on’? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Working from home today. Mrs has insisted that she put a wash on and it being hung outside on the line despite weather forecasts that it’s going to rain at various points today. “You’ll just have to keep an eye out won’t you?”Fucksake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 19 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said: Adults actually eat Nutella? My word. Nutella and peanut butter sandwich is the food of the gods. On brown bread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 9 hours ago, Jimmy Shaker said: I can’t imagine any voice activated set-up understanding ‘what channels that programme that I like on’? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 21 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said: Adults actually eat Nutella? My word. In a crepe, it's the tits. It's Chocolate spread, not Calpol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 11 hours ago, olliethedug said: Just use the voice control. "Give the f****** remote to me"? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 She mistook a daddy long legs for a spider this morning, she was clearly terrified at the size of the beast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 17 hours ago, Dee Man said: Trying to watch a film together and she starts talking about or asking about what other films/TV shows certain actors have been in. I do not give a f**k. Let me enjoy the film. I do that. Infuriates my wife but I always feel compelled to. Recently my two favourites are Hugo in Killing Eve is also Maeve's brother in Sex Education and that Raymond in Killing Eve is the narrator and voice of Abney in Abney and Teale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 20, 2019 Author Share Posted June 20, 2019 17 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I'm terrible for that. Always pausing stuff to search IMDB to see who has been in what or what the locations were. 8 minutes ago, ShaggysBeard said: I do that. Infuriates my wife but I always feel compelled to. Recently my two favourites are Hugo in Killing Eve is also Maeve's brother in Sex Education and that Raymond in Killing Eve is the narrator and voice of Abney in Abney and Teale. Sub-human scum, the pair of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 14 minutes ago, ShaggysBeard said: I do that. Infuriates my wife but I always feel compelled to. Recently my two favourites are Hugo in Killing Eve is also Maeve's brother in Sex Education and that Raymond in Killing Eve is the narrator and voice of Abney in Abney and Teale. Have IMDB open and ready on your phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, Rugster said: Have IMDB open and ready on your phone. @Dee Man has his own IMDB page he has been battered on CCTV so often. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 25 minutes ago, throbber said: She mistook a daddy long legs for a spider this morning, she was clearly terrified at the size of the beast. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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