PB1994 Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Ooooh make up sexThat would mean her admitting she was wrong.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I always imagined you to be an old man. An old man in a flat share?It’s called a sober living home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 That would mean her admitting she was wrong....Her admiiting she was wrong? Nope, you have lost me there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 9 hours ago, Raidernation said: It’s called a sober living home. That's good you are getting help. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Me: “can you take something out the freezer for tea?” Her: “yeah I’ve taken out chicken.” Come home at lunch and can’t see said chicken in either the fridge or on the counter defrosting, so I call her. Apparently she forgot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 1 hour ago, mizfit said: Me: “can you take something out the freezer for tea?” Her: “yeah I’ve taken out chicken.” Come home at lunch and can’t see said chicken in either the fridge or on the counter defrosting, so I call her. Apparently she forgot. Why are you putting chicken in your cup of tea? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 on a saturday sits on her arse most of the day while i’m at work. waits until i start ironing my clothes to go to pub. eh can you just do my stuff as well. no i fukin can’t you lazy boot 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Every day before work I’ll finish using the iron and ask if she needs it...always a no. The ONE time I don’t ask if she needs it and it’s away when she comes downstairs “well you could have asked if I needed to use the iron...” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 on a saturday sits on her arse most of the day while i’m at work. waits until i start ironing my clothes to go to pub. eh can you just do my stuff as well. no i fukin can’t you lazy boot and they say romance is dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 23 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Ooooh make up sex ^^^^shagged a tub of foundation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Shaker Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 We got home from work about seven. She’s just gone to her bed. Left this behind. Standard behaviour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 We got home from work about seven. She’s just gone to her bed. Left this behind. Standard behaviour. Coasters under the glasses but not the cup? Mentalist behaviour. Edit - and fucking kirby grips, the bane of my life!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 (edited) For once, I didnt have to be at work until 11. Few drinks last night, with the plan of a lie in and a bath before work. "Can you drop me at Ealing Broadway, I won't make the train." Actually, you had no intention of making the train as you were watching TV and had factored in a lift. She didn't get a lift and is now in a big cream puff Edited July 4, 2019 by whiskychimp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 After 20 years...everything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Asked me yesterday to grab her credit card for her. Not a problem I reply, where is it? "In my purse" Cheers for that I was away to check the dishwasher ya boot 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 She’s a nester and not really spontaneous or adventurous. I get the impression that is a common womanly trait though.I get bored with the same old monotonous shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 On 05/07/2019 at 00:24, Cerberus said: She’s a nester and not really spontaneous or adventurous. I get the impression that is a common womanly trait though. I get bored with the same old monotonous shite. f**k Ikea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 On 05/07/2019 at 00:24, Cerberus said: She’s a nester and not really spontaneous or adventurous. I get the impression that is a common womanly trait though.I get bored with the same old monotonous shite. I only ever see you when you post the same old tawdry, derivative and predictable shite on the Sevco threads. Looks like the pair of you are well matched. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 I only ever see you when you post the same old tawdry, derivative and predictable shite on the Sevco threads. Looks like the pair of you are well matched.P&B ain’t real life m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Cerberus said: P&B ain’t real life m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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