Dee Man Posted January 11, 2020 Author Share Posted January 11, 2020 Bairnardo this time next year... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Time for a crowdfunder imo, a Baltic cruise and some Next vouchers should do it.Bairnardo should just torch his house. #crispypets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Onion Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Fucking hell, I must have picked a serious day to post a wee rant I think some of the posters above are telling you to go angry Frank like they do. BiYkiw.mp4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: This is better. You're not big and you're not clever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Half the shit on here could be resolved if P&B users / the general population could just learn to have meaningful conversations with each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 5 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Fucking hell, I must have picked a serious day to post a wee rant Remind the wife I’ve gone up to a 34” waist in breaks for the next order, thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 5 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: Please do not judge me by your standards. It's not big talk here. We discuss what we can and cannot afford. I got caught out a long time ago with an ex. I am not heading down that road again. Whilst I appreciate there would be other factors at your end, I do not buckle to my other half's every whim like a lot of men seem to. But that's up to them, I'm sure they have their reasons as I have mine. 2 questions in that - How many women have you killed? Where are the bodies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Remind the wife I’ve gone up to a 34” waist in breaks for the next order, thanks.^^^^ fatty tights 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 1 hour ago, philpy said: 9 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Remind the wife I’ve gone up to a 34” waist in breaks for the next order, thanks. ^^^^ fatty tights for free FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utter Roaster Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Been bumbling along fine with the other half for a while. Had a nice lunch out yesterday, all fine at breakfast time, then when I asked her what were going to eat during the week so we could make a shopping list.... MELTDOWN. Blubbering, screaming, and literally fucking runs away when I move within 5 feet of her like I'm going to actually boot her in the pie. Just shelled out the best part of a grand for flights and a two week trip at the end of the month and I'm seriously considering taking the hit on my half and telling her she can fucking go herself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 ^ Time of the month, or a cry for help? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 27 minutes ago, Utter Roaster said: Been bumbling along fine with the other half for a while. Had a nice lunch out yesterday, all fine at breakfast time, then when I asked her what were going to eat during the week so we could make a shopping list.... MELTDOWN. Blubbering, screaming, and literally fucking runs away when I move within 5 feet of her like I'm going to actually boot her in the pie. Just shelled out the best part of a grand for flights and a two week trip at the end of the month and I'm seriously considering taking the hit on my half and telling her she can fucking go herself. this needs more info. Defo something missing here. Is she tied up in your basement? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Been bumbling along fine with the other half for a while. Had a nice lunch out yesterday, all fine at breakfast time, then when I asked her what were going to eat during the week so we could make a shopping list.... MELTDOWN. Blubbering, screaming, and literally fucking runs away when I move within 5 feet of her like I'm going to actually boot her in the pie. Just shelled out the best part of a grand for flights and a two week trip at the end of the month and I'm seriously considering taking the hit on my half and telling her she can fucking go herself.^^^ IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 On 11/01/2020 at 15:18, welshbairn said: Half Monty FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utter Roaster Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 9 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: ^ Time of the month, or a cry for help? Time of life. But I'm slowly coming to the view that I'm just constantly being manipulated - and she's got previous. A lot of my friends have been telling me to get rid but I'm too much of a soft touch whenever the waterworks come on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Time of life. But I'm slowly coming to the view that I'm just constantly being manipulated - and she's got previous. A lot of my friends have been telling me to get rid but I'm too much of a soft touch whenever the waterworks come on. Get her to f**k. In this circumstance your mates are pretty much always right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Pal and his missus got engaged. Tell her the news and she’s thrown a wobbly it’s not us who are engaged. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 1 hour ago, mizfit said: Pal and his missus got engaged. Tell her the news and she’s thrown a wobbly it’s not us who are engaged. I got away with over a decade before engaged. Women have made rules behind men's backs that after about 5 years together you'd better be engaged minimum or other women give them the pity look when it's discussed. I personally blame this for the divorce rate being so high. Men under pressure to ask purely because they've been together for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 On the subject of asking your partner if they want a an alcoholic beverage, my girlfriend answers that more often than not with the infuriating "surprise me" if she isn't sure what to ask for. One of these days I'm going to return with a shite in a pint glass and ask her if that's surprising enough. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 3 hours ago, Utter Roaster said: Time of life. But I'm slowly coming to the view that I'm just constantly being manipulated - and she's got previous. A lot of my friends have been telling me to get rid but I'm too much of a soft touch whenever the waterworks come on. Yes, your friends are probably right, and maybe you are too much of a soft touch. You've obviously got a very sensitive nature. Can I take your place on the holiday you have booked? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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