Florentine_Pogen Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 She's incapable of saying 'bin bags' or 'bin liners' and instead comes out with 'bin bag liners' every time. 20 years ago it was sort of endearing but now just fucks me off.When she starts saying “bin bag panty liners”, it’s Best Call Saul time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 14 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: She's incapable of saying 'bin bags' or 'bin liners' and instead comes out with 'bin bag liners' every time. 20 years ago it was sort of endearing but now just fucks me off. Mrs Par always refers to her "hambag" (not euph). Me and the kid point out to her it's a "handbag" and she just says "whatever, f**k off". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Mrs Par always refers to her "hambag" (not euph). Me and the kid point out to her it's a "handbag" and she just says "whatever, f**k off". Mrs. Shandz handin’ oot the telts......... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Mrs. Shandz handin’ oot the telts......... It was her temper and the ferocity of the telts she'd dish out that first attracted me to her. Now it's usually me on the receiving end of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 It was her temper and the ferocity of the telts she'd dish out that first attracted me to her. Now it's usually me on the receiving end of them. “In sickness and in telts.....” 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Herself is bit of a spoilt git when it comes to Chirstmas & Birthdays. It stems from her Mother, who has the most unrealistic view of these events. Anyway I used to always buy her a trip somewhere, or an activity to do. She has a bucket list, so I used to just pick something off it and get it for her. A couple years back I decided to get her a gift instead, so got her a print that I knew she loved. She opened it, looked at it, and just put it on the floor and expected her "Big Present". When I told her that the print was her main present she got a bit huffy, before her Dad told her to stop being a p***k. So for Christmas this year, we decided we would not spend more than £50 on each other. I have gone over the budget considerably, however my plan of action is as follows. Give her three presents to the value of about £50 on Christmas morning at our house. She will of course expect the "others", I will reiterate that we agreed a £50 budget and that's what the items have come to. Most likely she will have bit of a heads gone, and say I don't love her or something similar. We will then drive to her parents in silence. As she starts opening her presents from her folk, I will nip upstairs where I have all her other presents (had everything sent to her folks, and went over to wrap them the other day) and take them down. I will make a point of calling her out for having a little bitch fit, before giving her the gifts. Boxing day will come, and within twenty minutes of the Edinburgh derby kicking off, she will have a go at me, "You're not sitting there all day watching football", it will be at that point I will remind her of her antics the day before. I will then be left in peace for the rest of the day. Life really shouldn't be this bloody difficult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 ^^^Marry a Princess, become a courtier.......... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 We were about to head out in the car yesterday, she locked the front door of house whilst I strapped the child in to the back seat of the car, then just before we left I remembered something and had to shoot inside the house to get it . So I asked for the keys and when I got to the front door it hadn’t actually been locked and I could walk right in. I got distracted and never mentioned this to her but then a few hours later we were back home and she wanted out to the garden and then realised I hadn’t locked the back door when I’d been out at the bin earlier. She then started to give me a high and mighty time about how unsafe doing that was until I soon told that she hadn’t even locked the front door before we went out a few hours earlier. Her response? “Oh dear, I need to stop doing that don’t I?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 23 minutes ago, LondonHMFC said: Herself is bit of a spoilt git when it comes to Chirstmas & Birthdays. It stems from her Mother, who has the most unrealistic view of these events. Anyway I used to always buy her a trip somewhere, or an activity to do. She has a bucket list, so I used to just pick something off it and get it for her. A couple years back I decided to get her a gift instead, so got her a print that I knew she loved. She opened it, looked at it, and just put it on the floor and expected her "Big Present". When I told her that the print was her main present she got a bit huffy, before her Dad told her to stop being a p***k. So for Christmas this year, we decided we would not spend more than £50 on each other. I have gone over the budget considerably, however my plan of action is as follows. Give her three presents to the value of about £50 on Christmas morning at our house. She will of course expect the "others", I will reiterate that we agreed a £50 budget and that's what the items have come to. Most likely she will have bit of a heads gone, and say I don't love her or something similar. We will then drive to her parents in silence. As she starts opening her presents from her folk, I will nip upstairs where I have all her other presents (had everything sent to her folks, and went over to wrap them the other day) and take them down. I will make a point of calling her out for having a little bitch fit, before giving her the gifts. Boxing day will come, and within twenty minutes of the Edinburgh derby kicking off, she will have a go at me, "You're not sitting there all day watching football", it will be at that point I will remind her of her antics the day before. I will then be left in peace for the rest of the day. Life really shouldn't be this bloody difficult. Get fūcking rid, pronto. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Van Tee Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 25 minutes ago, LondonHMFC said: Herself is bit of a spoilt git when it comes to Chirstmas & Birthdays. It stems from her Mother, who has the most unrealistic view of these events. Anyway I used to always buy her a trip somewhere, or an activity to do. She has a bucket list, so I used to just pick something off it and get it for her. A couple years back I decided to get her a gift instead, so got her a print that I knew she loved. She opened it, looked at it, and just put it on the floor and expected her "Big Present". When I told her that the print was her main present she got a bit huffy, before her Dad told her to stop being a p***k. So for Christmas this year, we decided we would not spend more than £50 on each other. I have gone over the budget considerably, however my plan of action is as follows. Give her three presents to the value of about £50 on Christmas morning at our house. She will of course expect the "others", I will reiterate that we agreed a £50 budget and that's what the items have come to. Most likely she will have bit of a heads gone, and say I don't love her or something similar. We will then drive to her parents in silence. As she starts opening her presents from her folk, I will nip upstairs where I have all her other presents (had everything sent to her folks, and went over to wrap them the other day) and take them down. I will make a point of calling her out for having a little bitch fit, before giving her the gifts. Boxing day will come, and within twenty minutes of the Edinburgh derby kicking off, she will have a go at me, "You're not sitting there all day watching football", it will be at that point I will remind her of her antics the day before. I will then be left in peace for the rest of the day. Life really shouldn't be this bloody difficult. I think you've possibly married my ex by the sounds of that. Same MO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 35 minutes ago, LondonHMFC said: I will then be left in peace for the rest of the day. Aye, good luck with that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Get fūcking rid, pronto. She’s probably a total ride though IMO. Edited December 21, 2019 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 2 hours ago, LondonHMFC said: Herself is bit of a spoilt git when it comes to Chirstmas & Birthdays. It stems from her Mother, who has the most unrealistic view of these events. Anyway I used to always buy her a trip somewhere, or an activity to do. She has a bucket list, so I used to just pick something off it and get it for her. A couple years back I decided to get her a gift instead, so got her a print that I knew she loved. She opened it, looked at it, and just put it on the floor and expected her "Big Present". When I told her that the print was her main present she got a bit huffy, before her Dad told her to stop being a p***k. So for Christmas this year, we decided we would not spend more than £50 on each other. I have gone over the budget considerably, however my plan of action is as follows. Give her three presents to the value of about £50 on Christmas morning at our house. She will of course expect the "others", I will reiterate that we agreed a £50 budget and that's what the items have come to. Most likely she will have bit of a heads gone, and say I don't love her or something similar. We will then drive to her parents in silence. As she starts opening her presents from her folk, I will nip upstairs where I have all her other presents (had everything sent to her folks, and went over to wrap them the other day) and take them down. I will make a point of calling her out for having a little bitch fit, before giving her the gifts. Boxing day will come, and within twenty minutes of the Edinburgh derby kicking off, she will have a go at me, "You're not sitting there all day watching football", it will be at that point I will remind her of her antics the day before. I will then be left in peace for the rest of the day. Life really shouldn't be this bloody difficult. Most of the behaviour described in this thread is annoying. Yours is an arsehole. Sorry. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 6 hours ago, LondonHMFC said: Herself is bit of a spoilt git when it comes to Chirstmas & Birthdays. It stems from her Mother, who has the most unrealistic view of these events. Anyway I used to always buy her a trip somewhere, or an activity to do. She has a bucket list, so I used to just pick something off it and get it for her. A couple years back I decided to get her a gift instead, so got her a print that I knew she loved. She opened it, looked at it, and just put it on the floor and expected her "Big Present". When I told her that the print was her main present she got a bit huffy, before her Dad told her to stop being a p***k. So for Christmas this year, we decided we would not spend more than £50 on each other. I have gone over the budget considerably, however my plan of action is as follows. Give her three presents to the value of about £50 on Christmas morning at our house. She will of course expect the "others", I will reiterate that we agreed a £50 budget and that's what the items have come to. Most likely she will have bit of a heads gone, and say I don't love her or something similar. We will then drive to her parents in silence. As she starts opening her presents from her folk, I will nip upstairs where I have all her other presents (had everything sent to her folks, and went over to wrap them the other day) and take them down. I will make a point of calling her out for having a little bitch fit, before giving her the gifts. Boxing day will come, and within twenty minutes of the Edinburgh derby kicking off, she will have a go at me, "You're not sitting there all day watching football", it will be at that point I will remind her of her antics the day before. I will then be left in peace for the rest of the day. Life really shouldn't be this bloody difficult. fucking hell. what these guys said. 6 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Get fūcking rid, pronto. 4 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Most of the behaviour described in this thread is annoying. Yours is an arsehole. Sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 7 hours ago, LondonHMFC said: Herself is bit of a spoilt git when it comes to Chirstmas & Birthdays. It stems from her Mother, who has the most unrealistic view of these events. Anyway I used to always buy her a trip somewhere, or an activity to do. She has a bucket list, so I used to just pick something off it and get it for her. A couple years back I decided to get her a gift instead, so got her a print that I knew she loved. She opened it, looked at it, and just put it on the floor and expected her "Big Present". When I told her that the print was her main present she got a bit huffy, before her Dad told her to stop being a p***k. So for Christmas this year, we decided we would not spend more than £50 on each other. I have gone over the budget considerably, however my plan of action is as follows. Give her three presents to the value of about £50 on Christmas morning at our house. She will of course expect the "others", I will reiterate that we agreed a £50 budget and that's what the items have come to. Most likely she will have bit of a heads gone, and say I don't love her or something similar. We will then drive to her parents in silence. As she starts opening her presents from her folk, I will nip upstairs where I have all her other presents (had everything sent to her folks, and went over to wrap them the other day) and take them down. I will make a point of calling her out for having a little bitch fit, before giving her the gifts. Boxing day will come, and within twenty minutes of the Edinburgh derby kicking off, she will have a go at me, "You're not sitting there all day watching football", it will be at that point I will remind her of her antics the day before. I will then be left in peace for the rest of the day. Life really shouldn't be this bloody difficult. Spoilt brat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 28 minutes ago, RH33 said: Spoilt brat. Expect that from a teenager but she's older and just very immature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Life really shouldn't be this bloody difficult. It isn’t, ditch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 8 hours ago, LondonHMFC said: Herself is bit of a spoilt git when it comes to Chirstmas & Birthdays. It stems from her Mother, who has the most unrealistic view of these events. Anyway I used to always buy her a trip somewhere, or an activity to do. She has a bucket list, so I used to just pick something off it and get it for her. A couple years back I decided to get her a gift instead, so got her a print that I knew she loved. She opened it, looked at it, and just put it on the floor and expected her "Big Present". When I told her that the print was her main present she got a bit huffy, before her Dad told her to stop being a p***k. So for Christmas this year, we decided we would not spend more than £50 on each other. I have gone over the budget considerably, however my plan of action is as follows. Give her three presents to the value of about £50 on Christmas morning at our house. She will of course expect the "others", I will reiterate that we agreed a £50 budget and that's what the items have come to. Most likely she will have bit of a heads gone, and say I don't love her or something similar. We will then drive to her parents in silence. As she starts opening her presents from her folk, I will nip upstairs where I have all her other presents (had everything sent to her folks, and went over to wrap them the other day) and take them down. I will make a point of calling her out for having a little bitch fit, before giving her the gifts. Boxing day will come, and within twenty minutes of the Edinburgh derby kicking off, she will have a go at me, "You're not sitting there all day watching football", it will be at that point I will remind her of her antics the day before. I will then be left in peace for the rest of the day. Life really shouldn't be this bloody difficult. Next year: 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Herself is bit of a spoilt git when it comes to Chirstmas & Birthdays. It stems from her Mother, who has the most unrealistic view of these events. Anyway I used to always buy her a trip somewhere, or an activity to do. She has a bucket list, so I used to just pick something off it and get it for her. A couple years back I decided to get her a gift instead, so got her a print that I knew she loved. She opened it, looked at it, and just put it on the floor and expected her "Big Present". When I told her that the print was her main present she got a bit huffy, before her Dad told her to stop being a p***k. So for Christmas this year, we decided we would not spend more than £50 on each other. I have gone over the budget considerably, however my plan of action is as follows. Give her three presents to the value of about £50 on Christmas morning at our house. She will of course expect the "others", I will reiterate that we agreed a £50 budget and that's what the items have come to. Most likely she will have bit of a heads gone, and say I don't love her or something similar. We will then drive to her parents in silence. As she starts opening her presents from her folk, I will nip upstairs where I have all her other presents (had everything sent to her folks, and went over to wrap them the other day) and take them down. I will make a point of calling her out for having a little bitch fit, before giving her the gifts. Boxing day will come, and within twenty minutes of the Edinburgh derby kicking off, she will have a go at me, "You're not sitting there all day watching football", it will be at that point I will remind her of her antics the day before. I will then be left in peace for the rest of the day. Life really shouldn't be this bloody difficult. She’s an absolute c**t by all accounts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Agree with all of the above. She sounds like a delight.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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