coprolite Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 You all sound like nagging old boots to be honest. Discarded clothes should just be left wherever you take them off. They make their way through the washing and drying process through some sort of osmosis as far as I can tell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Wife shouts something to me from another room Me - shouts back reply Wife - no response Me - "did you hear me?" Wife - no response I get up and go through to her Wife shouts immediately before I can say anything - "I'm not shouting through to you" Me - leaves room shaking head Wife shouts through - "where are you going?" Me - shouts "Im not shouting through to you" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 13 hours ago, heedthebaa said: I suppose I should be thankful mines just throws hers over the side of the bath And her clothes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 41 minutes ago, mishtergrolsch said: Wife shouts something to me from another room Me - shouts back reply Wife - no response Me - "did you hear me?" Wife - no response I get up and go through to her Wife shouts immediately before I can say anything - "I'm not shouting through to you" Me - leaves room shaking head Wife shouts through - "where are you going?" Me - shouts "Im not shouting through to you" I have stopped trying to communicate that way. She "talks" to me from upstairs. Often starting the conversation downstairs and continuing as she ascends the stairs. Last week I was in the garden when she did it, she was 3 rooms away and expected a conversation. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Once again, her insistence on putting her jeans/pants/socks combo unseparated into the laundry basket has resulted in a pair of denim-speckled white pants. Cue her making another order from M&S with additional items to avoid postage fees. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 41 minutes ago, Funky Nosejob said: Once again, her insistence on putting her jeans/pants/socks combo unseparated into the laundry basket has resulted in a pair of denim-speckled white pants. Cue her making another order from M&S with additional items to avoid postage fees. Why's that a problem? Nobody's seeing her pants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 8 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I have stopped trying to communicate that way. She "talks" to me from upstairs. Often starting the conversation downstairs and continuing as she ascends the stairs. Last week I was in the garden when she did it, she was 3 rooms away and expected a conversation. I've just stopped communicating in this situation. Considering rolling that out to the rest of my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 27, 2020 Author Share Posted September 27, 2020 10 hours ago, coprolite said: You all sound like nagging old boots to be honest. Discarded clothes should just be left wherever you take them off. They make their way through the washing and drying process through some sort of osmosis as far as I can tell. I have a magic corner in my bedroom, it's incredible. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Once again, her insistence on putting her jeans/pants/socks combo unseparated into the laundry basket has resulted in a pair of denim-speckled white pants. Cue her making another order from M&S with additional items to avoid postage fees. I feel your pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 11 hours ago, mishtergrolsch said: Wife shouts something to me from another room Me - shouts back reply Wife - no response Me - "did you hear me?" Wife - no response I get up and go through to her Wife shouts immediately before I can say anything - "I'm not shouting through to you" Me - leaves room shaking head Wife shouts through - "where are you going?" Me - shouts "Im not shouting through to you" This is my life 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 I have stopped trying to communicate that way. She "talks" to me from upstairs. Often starting the conversation downstairs and continuing as she ascends the stairs. Last week I was in the garden when she did it, she was 3 rooms away and expected a conversation.Almost a guarantee that Mrs P will decide that just as I get in the shower is the ideal time to start a conversation, usually followed a couple of minutes later by her storming into the the bathroom and opening the shower door with "are you even listening to me?!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 34 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: 21 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I have stopped trying to communicate that way. She "talks" to me from upstairs. Often starting the conversation downstairs and continuing as she ascends the stairs. Last week I was in the garden when she did it, she was 3 rooms away and expected a conversation. Almost a guarantee that Mrs P will decide that just as I get in the shower is the ideal time to start a conversation, usually followed a couple of minutes later by her storming into the the bathroom and opening the shower door with "are you even listening to me?!" You don't hear her. Your fault for not listening. She doesn't hear you. Your fault for not speaking clearly. These are the rules. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 18 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Why's that a problem? Nobody's seeing her pants. Not for the want of trying I would imagine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Not for the want of trying I would imagine. ^^^ Snowdropper found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 20 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Why's that a problem? Nobody's seeing her pants. What if she got hit by a bus? No right minded doctor would treat her if her underwear isn't in good order! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 16 minutes ago, Funky Nosejob said: ^^^ Snowdropper found. I find a pair of these Paul Smith Shandonpars normally suffice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Today I stumbled upon a tactic I plan to use more in the future, specifically when she is whining disproportionately about a nothing problem. Today she came and and started on about the way I had parked the car.... to which I just let out a big "Ocht..... I try my best". Totally disarming. She might be better prepped for it next time but I intend to run with this, whilst also passive aggressively ramping up "you can only ever do your best" teaching for the kids. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 28, 2020 Author Share Posted September 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Today I stumbled upon a tactic I plan to use more in the future, specifically when she is whining disproportionately about a nothing problem. Today she came and and started on about the way I had parked the car.... to which I just let out a big "Ocht..... I try my best". Totally disarming. She might be better prepped for it next time but I intend to run with this, whilst also passive aggressively ramping up "you can only ever do your best" teaching for the kids. My prediction is that after using that comeback no more than 3 times, she will say, "Well your best clearly isn't good enough". Probably while standing with her hands on her hips. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 9 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: You don't hear her. Your fault for not listening. She doesn't hear you. Your fault for not speaking clearly. These are the rules. My wife went as far as booking me a hearing test because i kept saying she was mumbling, despite me having no difficulty hearing anyone else. It has now been confirmed by a qualified clinician that she is a mumbling b*****d. Ha. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Give it a month until its: ”WELL YOUR FUCKING BEST ISNT GOOD ENOUGH” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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