TheScarf Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 (edited) I genuinely think men are tidier than women. Edit - Cleanliness wise. Edited October 25, 2020 by TheScarf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 3 hours ago, mathematics said: Ain’t nothing wrong with a little oil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brummie Clyde Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 My wife will also make a cup of tea and put the tea bag on the porcelain thing that you put spoons on whilst cooking.Just put the tea bag in the bin... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Everything, at the moment. I think it’s time to trade her in for a newer model. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Hanging clothes on the top corner of doors. Thereby preventing one of the doors two primary functions. Comes to the fore at this time of year. I’m sure my solution of removing and dumping nearby on the floor is the objective, so that argument can be commenced at will, if desired. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Came home with a few new Xmas decorations yesterday. Just to be added to the, now, 14 boxes worth that we already have in the loft. And she's bidding on gumtree for a new Xmas tree. We already have 4 of those too.I suggest you tell her to bid for a Norwegian Spruce. Gumtrees are not very traditional for Xmas. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 On 25/10/2020 at 12:41, bernardblack said: brunch Mods, please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Mods, please.If you’re not having brunch on a Sunday, you’re doing it wrong 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 19 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Everything, at the moment. I think it’s time to trade her in for a newer model. 10 years down the line I can heartily recommend this course of action. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 1 hour ago, bernardblack said: brunch Once again, mods, please... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 My wife will also make a cup of tea and put the tea bag on the porcelain thing that you put spoons on whilst cooking.Just put the tea bag in the bin...Mine also has one of these things to build tea bag mountains on (kitchen bin is right behind her when making the tea). She then dries out the tea bags to do something with (not sure, something about them being a slug deterrent) but has done nothing with them other than make a big pile of dried tea bags in a biscuit tin in a cupboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 10 years down the line I can heartily recommend this course of action. There are *cough* “alternatives” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 On 24/10/2020 at 15:06, D.A.F.C said: https://www.thetileapp.com/en-gb/ Had a colleague that lost everything and he got these and found them handy. Do these things work retroactively? She lost one of the remotes about a week ago and I think, is expecting me to find it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 27, 2020 Author Share Posted October 27, 2020 5 hours ago, Raidernation said: There are *cough* “alternatives” How big a gap do you recommend between upping the life insurance and them falling down the stairs? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 How big a gap do you recommend between upping the life insurance and them falling down the stairs?So long as you can train an owl you should be good to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Came home with a few new Xmas decorations yesterday. Just to be added to the, now, 14 boxes worth that we already have in the loft. And she's bidding on gumtree for a new Xmas tree. We already have 4 of those too.Folk buy decorations on Gumtree. Good to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 I never considered the possibility that Waffenthinmint could be a woman, but it turns out mathematics is married to her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Some of you live with absolute tramps. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Some of you live with absolute tramps. Comes with the territory of dating someone brought up in Govan sadly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Black and White Tragic said: Folk buy decorations on Gumtree. Good to know. I'll see you when I no doubt get sent thru to collect all your old decorations. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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