Loonytoons Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 4 hours ago, Peil said: Inability to take the car to the garage seems to be one I hadn't noticed. Knew the brakes needed doing, so just before Xmas, she was off work and I was still pottering away. Asked her to go round to the local garage to get it booked in. Much huffing and she did, a day later. She was reminded last night to drop it off around 8. "Will they be open then?" "Aye" This morning arrives, she takes the wee man to nursery and comes straight back home. Then at 8:45 starts moaning, the car needs to go to the garage but i'm meant to be in a meeting at 9. 3 hours ago, hk blues said: My wife suffers from the same kind of affliction - responsibility aversion I call it. A common occurrence I think. My other half states "but you always do that". I tried the same with house work after that statement and got my ear bent. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Went looking for my beautiful Cadbury double decker. Placed it in the cupboard earlier and now it's gone. "Do you know where my double decker has gone?" I ask. "The fridge" she replies. She placed it in the fucking fridge and now I'm crying. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 3 minutes ago, Crawford said: Went looking for my beautiful Cadbury double decker. Placed it in the cupboard earlier and now it's gone. "Do you know where my double decker has gone?" I ask. "The fridge" she replies. She placed it in the fucking fridge and now I'm crying. You'll be up all night gnawing at it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 1 minute ago, Peil said: You'll be up all night gnawing at it It snapped into segments. It tasted the same but the texture was all wrong and I hated every second. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Just now, Crawford said: It snapped into segments. It tasted the same but the texture was all wrong and I hated every second. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 10 minutes ago, Peil said: You'll be up all night gnawing at it 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 14 hours ago, Crawford said: It snapped into segments. It tasted the same but the texture was all wrong and I hated every second. This made me chuckle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 23 hours ago, Loonytoons said: A common occurrence I think. My other half states "but you always do that". I tried the same with house work after that statement and got my ear bent. It only works one way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 15 hours ago, Peil said: You'll be up all night gnawing at it And the chocolate bar... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 She asked if we can leave at 12 today. No problem I say. At 11.20 she decided she would wash the bathroom meaning nobody can use it for a good 20 minutes. She had all f*****g morning to do it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 I bought a 2 pack of yumyums from Greggs at lunch time. Had one at lunch, hid the other in a cupboard so the kids didn’t find it so I could have it later. Come home and she’s found it and chucked it in the bin. I’m raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 33 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: I bought a 2 pack of yumyums from Greggs at lunch time. Had one at lunch, hid the other in a cupboard so the kids didn’t find it so I could have it later. Come home and she’s found it and chucked it in the bin. I’m raging. Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 49 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: I bought a 2 pack of yumyums from Greggs at lunch time. Had one at lunch, hid the other in a cupboard so the kids didn’t find it so I could have it later. Come home and she’s found it and chucked it in the bin. I’m raging. Genuinely let out a wee chuckle at this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 21 minutes ago, mathematics said: Why? Aye... She told him she'd chucked it out, but in reality she's pigged it herself... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 3 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Aye... She told him she'd chucked it out, but in reality she's bribed the weans with it to stfu for 5 minutes. FTFY 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 17 minutes ago, mathematics said: Why? The logic was that it was in festive packaging and didn’t have a date on it, so must have been in there for ages. The fact it was in a cupboard we use every day and she hadn’t seen it before clearly didn’t occur to her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 10 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: The logic was that it was in festive packaging and didn’t have a date on it, so must have been in there for ages. The fact it was in a cupboard we use every day and she hadn’t seen it before clearly didn’t occur to her. Maybe she just thinks you’re carrying a wee bit extra timber… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 She has a compressed nerve in her neck. She can barely move, been signed off work for a fortnight. Really in pain and suffering. Just woke up on Friday in agony. It's horrendous to watch. To get her through this, she is binge watching Suits. The dialogue is fucking atrocious. Now I am the one suffering. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 30 minutes ago, Rugster said: Maybe she just thinks you’re carrying a wee bit extra timber… She’s not wrong, tbf. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: She has a compressed nerve in her neck. She can barely move, been signed off work for a fortnight. Really in pain and suffering. Just woke up on Friday in agony. It's horrendous to watch. To get her through this, she is binge watching Suits. The dialogue is fucking atrocious. Now I am the one suffering. Fine while she was away though, eh? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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