hk blues Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 15 hours ago, Busta Nut said: When I work from home, I work in the kitchen at the table. f**k knows why but she just comes in and babbles some utter shite at me. Came to a head this morning. She went on and on about her work and 6 folk who I don't know and why they didn't go into her office yesterday and I was visibly not paying any attention as I was trying to work. I was drinking a coffee and listening to Led Zeppelin anaw, she then started to go on about hot chocolate I was drinking, I had no idea what she was on about as I was hardly listening and the coffee I was drinking was finished and sat to the side. I questioned her and when I understood I informed her it was coffee and I was confused as she was on about hot chocolate. She then started moaning she "just got mixed up" and it was cos my music was "too loud" (it's loud but not too loud and only if you are in the kitchen). So as she was having a go at me I told her to stop talking to me, I don't need to hear the waffled shite about the c***s from your office who I don't know and I often tell you are c***s when you moan about them. "I'm trying to work and you are just talking shite at me". Stuck my headphones in and she's not spoke to me all day, bliss! This isn't going to end well at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 2 hours ago, hk blues said: This isn't going to end well at all. Make up sex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Loonytoons Posted October 28, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 28, 2023 3 hours ago, hk blues said: This isn't going to end well at all. 17 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Make up sex. I think he's going to have to as he won't be getting the real stuff anytime soon. 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 23 hours ago, Busta Nut said: When I work from home, I work in the kitchen at the table. f**k knows why but she just comes in and babbles some utter shite at me. Came to a head this morning. She went on and on about her work and 6 folk who I don't know and why they didn't go into her office yesterday and I was visibly not paying any attention as I was trying to work. I was drinking a coffee and listening to Led Zeppelin anaw, she then started to go on about hot chocolate I was drinking, I had no idea what she was on about as I was hardly listening and the coffee I was drinking was finished and sat to the side. I questioned her and when I understood I informed her it was coffee and I was confused as she was on about hot chocolate. She then started moaning she "just got mixed up" and it was cos my music was "too loud" (it's loud but not too loud and only if you are in the kitchen). So as she was having a go at me I told her to stop talking to me, I don't need to hear the waffled shite about the c***s from your office who I don't know and I often tell you are c***s when you moan about them. "I'm trying to work and you are just talking shite at me". Stuck my headphones in and she's not spoke to me all day, bliss! What Zep album was it? Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 6 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: What Zep album was it? Thank you. If she was doing the laundry it would be quite fitting if it were The Thong Remains The Same. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 13 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: If she was doing the laundry it would be quite fitting if it were The Thong Remains The Same. I suspect it was "Nobody's fault but mine" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 (edited) 41 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: I suspect it was "Nobody's fault but mine" Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You. Edited October 28, 2023 by Florentine_Pogen 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted October 29, 2023 Share Posted October 29, 2023 He keeps ignoring her, she’ll squeeze his lemon alright… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted October 29, 2023 Share Posted October 29, 2023 This might be one for the “c***s on the road” thread but when driving and we stop in traffic she always gets really close to the car in front. I was always taught that you should be able to see the bottom of the back wheels of the car in front. When we inevitably get stuck it is always someone else’s fault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 I listened to the full Led Zep studio catalogue on friday, it was early and I am sure it was Led Zep II that was on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 5 hours ago, Busta Nut said: I listened to the full Led Zep studio catalogue on friday, it was early and I am sure it was Led Zep II that was on. Then you invited it…”Ramble On”… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 On 29/10/2023 at 13:52, HK Hibee said: This might be one for the “c***s on the road” thread but when driving and we stop in traffic she always gets really close to the car in front. I was always taught that you should be able to see the bottom of the back wheels of the car in front. When we inevitably get stuck it is always someone else’s fault. Not the back wheels. You should be able to see the number plate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Fucking everything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Fucking everything. Chastity belt? Edited October 30, 2023 by velo army 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 Heats up boiled ham in the frying pan. And scrambled eggs. Add Spam to that list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 8 hours ago, velo army said: Chastity belt? Haha no sorry terribly worded on my part, just ever had one of those days you cant do anything right?haha. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 On 30/10/2023 at 21:20, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: Not the back wheels. You should be able to see the number plate. Tyres and tarmac I was taught 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 On 30/10/2023 at 21:20, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: Not the back wheels. You should be able to see the number plate. I've always done the back wheels distance. I was told that was the distance to stop by an advanced driving instructor. Tried the number plate distance today and fully expect to see a post about me on the "c***s on the Road thread"...way too close to the SUV type cars, even your standard 5 door cars, I'd be struggling to get round if they broke down in front of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 "Lets get the Christmas Tree tomorrow" I was told yesterday. "OK" I said................. now admittedly I was out last night and pished as a fart - however I was still up at 7.30 today. STILL FUCKING WAITING ON MY BELOVED TO GET HER ARSE INTO GEAR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 (edited) On 17/10/2023 at 10:08, MEADOWXI said: We don't live together and she was picking my up at 10.00 on Sunday. Got a message at 09.45 'just ready to leave'. She lives 10-15 drive away. Arrived at 10.44. I did not complain as it is pointless, just placed my hand on her neck and said 'I'm freezing now', as had been outside waiting so long. Her reasoning was it was my own fault I was cold as she is always late. I never know if 'getting ready to leave / leaving now' means she is actually leaving, looking for keys, in car and actually about to leave, talking to her kids for half an hour before leaving, distracted by a phone call/message. And dare I risk it being the 5% of occasions when she is on time. If further not helped by here inability to judge time and distance as no matter where she is and where we going in the city she reckons on it only being 10 minutes to get there. Any wonder she always late. Add the fact she not very good with space either as 75% of car trips involve bouncing off a curb at least once. Total lack of understanding of time and distance and space - my partner is the Anti-Tardis My wife's the same, everywhere is only 10 minutes. ME: I need to be away. Her: It's only 10 minutes. Except, of course, if it's her appointment/rendezvous (even when it's one of these 10 minute places) then it's "We should have been away." Well, dear, I've been sitting here ready this last 10 minutes, waiting for you to gather up whatever it is you gather up before you venture forth. Edited December 8, 2023 by Jacksgranda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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