Miguel Sanchez Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Is this the Star Trek fan calling other TV shite, aye? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 9 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Is this the Star Trek fan calling other TV shite, aye? Shut up you. Leave taking the pish out @scottsdadto his wife and the prof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 10 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Is this the Star Trek fan calling other TV shite, aye? Aye. if you ever get round to watching Star Trek, you'll know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Easy done… https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/former-scots-lover-woman-left-13428017.amp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 17 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Easy done… https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/former-scots-lover-woman-left-13428017.amp For fucks sake. A national newspaper, and they publish a headline which implies the man in question is formerly Scottish. Have they been hiring Edinburgh Live "journalists" lately? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 16 hours ago, die hard doonhamer said: I bought a 2 pack of yumyums from Greggs at lunch time. Had one at lunch, hid the other in a cupboard so the kids didn’t find it so I could have it later. Come home and she’s found it and chucked it in the bin. I’m raging. Doonhamer bin yum yum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 3 hours ago, alta-pete said: Easy done… https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/former-scots-lover-woman-left-13428017.amp That's never happened to me. A few have been injured running away though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 She can't be trusted to do normal things in the kitchen. I was grazing the fridge for a late night snack last night and found a cling film wrapped couple of chunks sitting on top of the unopened cheddar, beside a bit of Stilton and a bit of brie. Unwrapped it, popped one of the conveniently bitesized pieces into my mouth and chomped. Turns out she'd been cooking and discarded the wrapper before deciding she didn't need all of the butter. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 On 16/01/2024 at 19:28, scottsdad said: She has a compressed nerve in her neck. She can barely move, been signed off work for a fortnight. Really in pain and suffering. Just woke up on Friday in agony. It's horrendous to watch. To get her through this, she is binge watching Suits. The dialogue is fucking atrocious. Now I am the one suffering. I watched it for about 3 series purely because of Meghan Markle. It's utter shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 2 hours ago, velo army said: I watched it for about 3 series purely because of Meghan Markle. It's utter shite. You were looking at the wrong broad. Big Jessica was the looker in that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 2 hours ago, velo army said: I watched it for about 3 series purely because of Meghan Markle. It's utter shite. 12 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: You were looking at the wrong broad. Big Jessica was the looker in that. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 34 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: She was a babe.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 49 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: You were looking at the wrong broad. Big Jessica was the looker in that. Very fair, but Markle just pips it for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 11 hours ago, velo army said: Very fair, but Markle just pips it for me. ^^^ Prince Harry found 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 On 17/01/2024 at 08:07, alta-pete said: Easy done… https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/former-scots-lover-woman-left-13428017.amp The old favourite "performing a sex act" gets an outing there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 33 minutes ago, milton75 said: The old favourite "performing a sex act" gets an outing there. Always gives me the notion that they were doing it for an audience, perhaps as part of a ensemble musical number. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 On 16/01/2024 at 21:29, Peil said: Liked it so much she tried it twice? repeated head and neck movements resulting in a strain IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 I never get warm toast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 10 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: I never get warm toast. As a concept? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Last night the wind was blowing an absolute hoolie. We went to bed at the usual time, but with the racket coming from outside there was no way we were getting to sleep. (Wait for it, wait for it....) After about an hour, Mrs Salt and Vinegar says that there's no way she's going to get to sleep...... ..,.and says "I'm off downstairs to make a cup of tea." Women! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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